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Don't-Don't... Damn.

2
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Destiny's a pretty big concept
when you think about it...

3
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where you are in life,
how you got there...

4
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what would have happened if one thing
or another had been different.

5
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To be honest, I never gave it
much thought myself...

6
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until today,June 14...

7
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my 35th birthday...

8
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and, without a doubt,
the strangest day of my life.

9
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You remember
the old story that starts...

10
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"This guy goes into a bar"?

11
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Well, I'm the guy...

12
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and here's the story.

13
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But wait a minute.
I'm gettin' way ahead of myself.

14
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To tell this story right...

15
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I should start where it really begins..
20 years ago.

16
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Twenty years ago today,
as a matter of fact.

17
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June 14, 1970...
my 15th birthday...

18
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and also a very strange day.

19
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It was the all-state
high school championship game..

20
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bottom of the ninth, two outs.

21
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Our school hadn't made it
to the finals in 25 years...

22
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so out of a town
of 30,000 people...

23
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38,000 showed up
for the game.

24
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Fillmore High had us by a run,
and it was a three-two count.

25
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Fenwick was standing on third
like the bag was getting ready...

26
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to explode under his feet.

27
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The championship had
come down to one batter.

28
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Yeah, you guessed it-
yours truly, Larry Burrows.

29
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Haskins was throwing fastballs because
that was the only pitch he ever threw.

30
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So I was ready
for the next one.

31
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Paste it, Lar! You can do it.
Have an eye! Have an eye!

32
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Swing, babe! It's all yours!

33
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Then something weird happened.

34
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Don't ask me what it was, 'cause it only
happened for a split second...

35
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but that was enough
to change my life forever.

36
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Strike three!

37
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Why is it when you do
something terrific...

38
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nine times out of ten,
you're all alone...

39
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but when you
screw up really big...

40
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the whole world is watching?

41
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I wanted to crawl under home plate
and never come out.

42
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As usual, my best friend, Clip metzler,
tried to cheer me up.

43
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Clip's very big on novelty gags.

44
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Hey, aren't they cool?
I scared the crap out of my baby sister.

45
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- Wanna try 'em on?
- Thanks, Clipper...

46
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but I'd kinda
like to be alone for a while.

47
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Sure, Lar.
Whatever you say.

48
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Look, I'll call you later, okay?
We'll go see a movie or something.

49
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<i>We could see
Bonnie and Clyde again.</i>

50
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- What do you say?
- Sure, Clip.

51
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Great! Great!
I'll see you later then, okay?

52
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It was the worst moment
of my life.

53
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God, I felt bad.

54
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Looks like you could use
one of these.

55
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Oh, yeah, yeah. I must've gotten
some dust in my eyes.

56
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Yeah. Yeah, there was a lot
of dust out there.

57
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- Thanks.
- Oh, it's okay. You can keep it.

58
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my aunt sends me
two dozen every Christmas.

59
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What's ',',EJR" stand for?

60
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Ellen Jane Ripley.
What's your name?

61
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Larry. Larry Joseph Burrows.

62
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Nice to meet you, Larry.

63
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I thought that was really sweet,
her giving me the handkerchief...

64
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and not saying anything
about me crying like a big baby.

65
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- Really sweet.
- Larry?

66
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- So I married her.
- I've been calling you for the last five minutes.

67
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Not right then, of course. Several years
later, when we were grownups.

68
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Oh, honey, were you thinking about
that silly baseball game again?

69
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No. No. Not at all. I was working
on my, uh, '55 Porsche Spyder.

70
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I was, really.
Look. Ain't it a beaut?

71
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You know James Dean
used to drive one of these?

72
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I mean, his was much bigger.

73
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Ellen and I have
a pretty regular life.

74
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We have a little two-bedroom house in
the suburbs that isn't quite finished...

75
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and a contractor named Guzelman
who doesn't wanna quite finish it.

76
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Hey, mr Guzelman.
How are ya?

77
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Geez, I haven't seen you
in the past six weeks.

78
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I thought you were captured
by some aliens or something.

79
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I got your message.
Uh, problem with something?

80
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Uh, yeah,
it's the, uh, driveway.

81
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- What's wrong with it?
- Well, you think maybe we could pave it?

82
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Oh, you can't, uh, pave
until the mud is all gone.

83
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Well, then we just have to get
rid of the mud then, right?

84
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I don't do mud.

85
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- You need a mud guy for that.
- A mud guy?

86
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- Yes. - They have that?
- Yes. A mud guy, yes.

87
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- Anything else?
- Well, now that you mention it, uh...

88
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- it would be nice to have a front lawn.
- I must need a cheque for that.

89
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- How much this time?
- A thousand.

90
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- Don't you guys know any another number?
- Two thousand.

91
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We have a dog named Sammy.

92
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I found him rooting through some garbage
in an alley, so I brought him home.

93
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- Sammy peed on the rug again.
- Way to go, Sammy.

94
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He has a nervous bladder
but a good heart.

95
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Honey, uh, we're out of Wheaties.
Do we have another box?

96
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No. I forgot to buy any.
Sorry.

97
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Oh, sweetheart, I-I've only had
Wheaties for breakfast...

98
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every morning of my life
since I was six years old.

99
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Is it too much to ask
that we keep an extra box on hand...

100
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in the event of a crisis like this?

101
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You gave Guzelman
another cheque.

102
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Come on. I did not give Guzelman
another cheque!

103
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And you're pissed off,
so you're taking it out on me.

104
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Okay, okay. So I gave
Guzelman another cheque.

105
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Don't you hate it when somebody
knows you that well?

106
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You can't get away
with anything.

107
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But I guess
that's just part of marriage.

108
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So's the occasional argument.

109
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- Oh, look. They're tearing down ',',The Golf of mexico. "
- Oh.

110
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- That's where we went on our first date, remember?
- No. That was our second date.

111
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No. It was our first date.
I remember because...

112
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you tripped over the grinning ',',bandito"
and split your pants.

113
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No. Our first date
was at mr Pizza.

114
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I remember because you ate anchovies
and belched all night.

115
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That was our third date, and I just
burped a few times, thank you very much.

116
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But we never argue
about anything important...

117
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and we always make up.

118
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Okay, okay, okay. Okay, okay.
All right. See you after work.

119
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- Oh, I forgot.
- What?

120
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I'm gonna be late tonight.
There's a union meeting.

121
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Another one? What for?

122
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They're electing a strike committee.
They want me to be chairman.

123
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Somebody has to stop these management
creeps from laying everybody off.

124
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But it's my birthday.

125
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- What'd you say?
- Never mind. Forget it.

126
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She forgot.

127
00:09:02,781 --> 00:09:04,858
I need some coffee.

128
00:09:07,871 --> 00:09:10,493
So far, nothing had happened to make me
think that this was going to be...

129
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anything more than just another
routine day at the office.

130
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As usual, by the time I arrived,
there was no coffee left...

131
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and no water.

132
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Great.

133
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So I did the only thing
I could think of.

134
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Gotta have my coffee.

135
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Why is it every time you have a mouthful
of freeze-dried, your boss walks in on you?

136
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Hey, how they hangin', Lar?
I'm not interrupting anything, am I?

137
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No, no, mr Bumpers.
I'm just having my morning coffee.

138
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Hey, lay off
the ',',mr Bumpers" crap, Lar.

139
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Huh? How many times
do I gotta tell you?

140
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We're both on the same team here.

141
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Jackie's a real sweet guy,
but kinda dumb for a company president.

142
00:10:03,318 --> 00:10:06,107
When I played for the Bears,
they used to call me ',',Cement Head"...

143
00:10:06,197 --> 00:10:08,275
but you can call me Jackie.

144
00:10:08,367 --> 00:10:12,283
- Yes, sir,Jackie.
- I was just goin' over the quarterly reports, Lar.

145
00:10:12,373 --> 00:10:15,956
Damn fine work.
It's a real touchdown.

146
00:10:16,044 --> 00:10:19,829
- Thank you, sir. I'm just trying to do my job.
- And don't think I don't appreciate it.

147
00:10:19,924 --> 00:10:23,508
A quarterback's only as good
as his linemen. Am I right?

148
00:10:23,595 --> 00:10:26,514
- Yep.
- Hell, I'm just some old big, dumb jock...

149
00:10:26,599 --> 00:10:28,343
who got lucky
and married the boss's daughter.

150
00:10:34,276 --> 00:10:38,441
It's guys like you
make me look like a hotshot.

151
00:10:38,531 --> 00:10:40,192
I appreciate it, sir. Thank you.

152
00:10:40,283 --> 00:10:42,442
Well, Lar...

153
00:10:42,537 --> 00:10:45,289
just, uh, keep up
the good work, huh?

154
00:10:45,374 --> 00:10:47,165
I just came by to see
how you were doin'.

155
00:10:52,925 --> 00:10:55,003
Now, that's funny.

156
00:10:58,391 --> 00:11:00,929
Toilet paper in the nose.
Now, why didn't I think of that?

157
00:11:01,019 --> 00:11:04,389
Aw, Clip, thanks a lot. I'm trying to get
a promotion! All you do is goof around?

158
00:11:04,482 --> 00:11:08,351
Will you relax?
Your suck points are safe.

159
00:11:08,445 --> 00:11:11,317
Believe me, old Cement Head
didn't notice a thing.

160
00:11:11,407 --> 00:11:14,326
Oh, Clip, you kill me.

161
00:11:15,246 --> 00:11:17,489
Happy 35th, buddy.

162
00:11:17,582 --> 00:11:21,332
Well, thanks, Clip. You know, I honestly
didn't think anybody remembered.

163
00:11:22,922 --> 00:11:25,759
Oh, this is great. Wow.

164
00:11:27,471 --> 00:11:29,547
- Artificial puke.
- That's the stuff we used to throw...

165
00:11:29,639 --> 00:11:32,641
into the girls' locker room to scare 'em
into runnin' out in their underwear.

166
00:11:32,727 --> 00:11:37,022
- This is it, the actual stuff? - mm-hmm.
- I thought mr Green confiscated this.

167
00:11:37,107 --> 00:11:41,819
He did, but I broke into his office
the next day. I confiscated it back.

168
00:11:41,906 --> 00:11:44,195
Oh, man, we had fun in those days,
didn't we?

169
00:11:44,284 --> 00:11:46,408
We sure did.

170
00:11:46,495 --> 00:11:50,162
Well, where's
my "thank you" kiss?

171
00:11:50,250 --> 00:11:53,917
- Oh, no, Clip. No kiss. - Come
on. Just one. - Oh, no. No kisses.

172
00:11:54,005 --> 00:11:57,457
- We're in the office. Now stop it! Stop it!
- Larry, come on. - Get away from me, you jerk!

173
00:11:57,552 --> 00:12:00,672
Why is it every time your best friend's
kissing you on the head...

174
00:12:00,764 --> 00:12:04,180
a beautiful woman
comes along and catches you?

175
00:12:05,770 --> 00:12:08,393
Hi, Cindy Jo. Hi. How are you?
How have you been?

176
00:12:08,482 --> 00:12:11,270
Uh- Oh, you know, what a coincidence.
You know,Jackie Earle was just here.

177
00:12:11,361 --> 00:12:14,482
We-We were talkin'.
Jackie Earle, you know, your husband.

178
00:12:14,574 --> 00:12:17,113
Boy, he looks good. How you been,
anyway? We've been fine.

179
00:12:17,203 --> 00:12:19,694
Uh, Clip and I are pretty good.
You know, busy and all.

180
00:12:19,788 --> 00:12:21,912
Work, work, work.
That's what we do, you know.

181
00:12:22,001 --> 00:12:24,540
- How you been?
- I've been fine, Larry.

182
00:12:24,629 --> 00:12:27,299
Thank you for asking...
three times.

183
00:12:29,552 --> 00:12:33,965
Oh. Well, I just wanted to,
you know, make absolutely sure.

184
00:12:34,058 --> 00:12:38,222
Cindy Jo's father owns the company,
and she's married to Jackie.

185
00:12:38,314 --> 00:12:41,314
That's how a guy named Cement Head
gets to be president.

186
00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:44,521
- Did Jackie go back to his office?
- Yeah.

187
00:12:45,948 --> 00:12:48,238
Oh, yeah, I'm sure he did.
He had lots of work to do.

188
00:12:48,326 --> 00:12:51,826
Uh, you know,
touchdowns and all that stuff.

189
00:12:51,914 --> 00:12:55,664
Well, it was nice seeing you again,
Larry. Bye, Clip.

190
00:13:00,259 --> 00:13:03,463
Always nice seeing you too, Cindy.

191
00:13:03,555 --> 00:13:05,631
maybe it was because
it was my birthday.

192
00:13:05,724 --> 00:13:09,936
maybe it was seeing Cindy Jo.
I don't know.

193
00:13:10,021 --> 00:13:13,606
But all morning, I'd been thinking about
what it would have been like...

194
00:13:13,693 --> 00:13:16,149
if my life
had turned out differently.

195
00:13:17,279 --> 00:13:19,356
You ever have
any regrets, Clip...

196
00:13:19,448 --> 00:13:21,489
you know, about how your life
has turned out...

197
00:13:21,576 --> 00:13:24,197
or about choices you made?

198
00:13:25,582 --> 00:13:29,034
No. Oh.

199
00:13:29,127 --> 00:13:31,584
- No.
- Oh.

200
00:13:31,674 --> 00:13:33,880
But I figure I didn't make
all that many choices.

201
00:13:33,967 --> 00:13:37,302
You know what my policy is?
You do nothing. You see what happens.

202
00:13:37,388 --> 00:13:41,470
- And you know what? Things always seem to turn out fine.
- Yeah, for you, Clip.

203
00:13:41,560 --> 00:13:45,226
Well, you know what your problem is?
Nothin's ever good enough for you.

204
00:13:45,315 --> 00:13:47,558
The way I see it,
you've got the perfect life.

205
00:13:47,652 --> 00:13:51,651
You've got a wonderful home,
a terrific wife, a good job...

206
00:13:51,740 --> 00:13:55,359
and the best friend
money can buy.

207
00:13:55,454 --> 00:13:57,531
What else could a guy want?

208
00:13:57,623 --> 00:14:00,198
A little excitement
would be nice.

209
00:14:00,294 --> 00:14:03,960
I am so mad,
I could scream.

210
00:14:04,049 --> 00:14:07,715
maddie and Heather were both laid off due
to slow sales or some bullshit like that.

211
00:14:07,804 --> 00:14:09,879
Do you believe it?
It's not fair.

212
00:14:09,973 --> 00:14:12,465
They are laying people off and making
the rest of us work double shifts...

213
00:14:12,559 --> 00:14:15,728
- to keep production levels up.
- She's got a point, you know.

214
00:14:15,814 --> 00:14:18,769
I just did an inventory check,
and there's a surplus.

215
00:14:18,859 --> 00:14:22,775
So, technically, we should be cutting back
on production levels, not keeping them up.

216
00:14:22,865 --> 00:14:25,357
Can you check into it, please, Larry?

217
00:14:25,451 --> 00:14:28,157
The next person to be laid off
could be me.

218
00:14:28,246 --> 00:14:30,620
Looking back,
I should have said no...

219
00:14:30,708 --> 00:14:32,786
but I didn't...

220
00:14:32,878 --> 00:14:35,334
Yeah, well, uh, I'll look into it.

221
00:14:35,422 --> 00:14:38,294
- because I'm an idiot.
- Honey, come on.

222
00:14:41,347 --> 00:14:44,883
- What? She always kisses me.
- I'm eating.

223
00:14:44,976 --> 00:14:48,263
And sure enough, when the head
of my department, Niles Pender...

224
00:14:48,356 --> 00:14:50,433
announced he was raising
production levels...

225
00:14:50,526 --> 00:14:53,694
I couldn't keep
my big idiot mouth shut.

226
00:14:55,657 --> 00:15:00,320
A comment, Burrows,
or merely phlegm rising in your throat?

227
00:15:00,414 --> 00:15:04,460
Um, well, uh...

228
00:15:04,544 --> 00:15:06,502
well, just a thought here, Niles.

229
00:15:06,588 --> 00:15:10,504
Why do we need more product when
we already have a surplus inventory?

230
00:15:10,593 --> 00:15:13,928
And on what are you basing
this so-called surplus?

231
00:15:14,014 --> 00:15:16,388
Well, on the fact that...

232
00:15:20,189 --> 00:15:23,774
that I recently counted
every box in the warehouse.

233
00:15:23,861 --> 00:15:27,445
Well, then I would say we have a problem
with our mutual perception of reality.

234
00:15:28,659 --> 00:15:33,239
Sorry to barge in, Niles. Do Jackie
and I need to be here for anything?

235
00:15:33,332 --> 00:15:37,283
Not at all, mr Hansen.
Just boring production details.

236
00:15:37,379 --> 00:15:40,583
Leo Hansen owns the company.
He's a very sweet man...

237
00:15:40,675 --> 00:15:43,083
but I don't think he has a clue
about what's going on.

238
00:15:43,178 --> 00:15:44,804
Then it's off
to the golf course.

239
00:15:44,889 --> 00:15:47,891
my son-in-law's gonna show me
how to get rid of my slice.

240
00:15:47,976 --> 00:15:52,889
I think I speak for all of us, sir,
when I say that is wonderful news.

241
00:15:52,982 --> 00:15:56,649
Oh, by the way. What time
is that meeting with mr Nakamura?

242
00:15:56,737 --> 00:15:59,823
- 8:00, sir.
- Won't be a long one, will it?

243
00:15:59,908 --> 00:16:01,818
We have a dinner reservation
at 9:00.

244
00:16:01,911 --> 00:16:05,578
Well, we do have some pretty important
business to finalize, sir.

245
00:16:05,666 --> 00:16:08,073
Oh, well...

246
00:16:08,169 --> 00:16:12,667
- maybe I'd better cancel the reservation.
- I think that's an excellent idea.

247
00:16:12,759 --> 00:16:16,010
That's what I'll do then.
Goodbye, all.

248
00:16:17,890 --> 00:16:20,561
Touchdowns, everyone.

249
00:16:21,770 --> 00:16:23,847
Incredible.

250
00:16:25,399 --> 00:16:29,101
All right, Burrows. Since we seem to
have a disagreement over the inventory...

251
00:16:29,197 --> 00:16:31,236
I suggest you check it again.

252
00:16:32,409 --> 00:16:36,194
Well, that would take about
three or four days.

253
00:16:36,289 --> 00:16:37,867
Well, I don't see
a problem with that.

254
00:16:39,084 --> 00:16:41,458
Do you see a problem
with that, Burrows?

255
00:16:41,546 --> 00:16:45,960
Well, do you, Burrows?

256
00:16:48,180 --> 00:16:50,802
No. No, sir.

257
00:16:50,891 --> 00:16:55,187
I- I should have told Niles
about the inventory surplus myself...

258
00:16:55,272 --> 00:16:59,106
but, I mean, the guy scares
the shit out of me, you know?

259
00:16:59,194 --> 00:17:01,271
Ah, don't worry about it.
He's just an asshole.

260
00:17:01,363 --> 00:17:03,357
Well, listen, I'll-I'll make it up
to you somehow.

261
00:17:03,450 --> 00:17:07,614
<i>Oh, I know. Hey, guess what's playing at the Rialto
on a double bill with In the Heat of the Night.</i>

262
00:17:07,705 --> 00:17:11,075
<i>- Yeah? What's that?
- Bonnie and Clyde.</i>

263
00:17:11,168 --> 00:17:13,126
Come on. We haven't seen it
in about 20 years.

264
00:17:13,213 --> 00:17:16,998
- What do you say? You wanna go?
- Of course I want to go.

265
00:17:17,093 --> 00:17:21,092
Great. Okay, I'll see you
later then.

266
00:17:21,181 --> 00:17:23,259
All right, Clip.

267
00:17:23,351 --> 00:17:27,350
Oh, and, Larry? You shouldn't
be talking to me anyway.

268
00:17:27,440 --> 00:17:30,477
I mean, after all, you've got
a lot of boxes to count.

269
00:17:30,569 --> 00:17:34,188
Thanks for reminding me, Clip.

270
00:17:34,283 --> 00:17:37,450
Get outta here. Go to work.
What a jerk.

271
00:17:40,456 --> 00:17:43,411
Excuse me.
Would you mind stepping back?

272
00:17:43,502 --> 00:17:45,662
You wouldn't want me
to fork ya to death, would you?

273
00:17:47,423 --> 00:17:49,797
No. No.

274
00:17:49,885 --> 00:17:51,963
I mean, we couldn't have that.
I mean-

275
00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:57,470
After all, you know,
we hardly know each other.

276
00:17:57,562 --> 00:18:00,315
Since when does that matter?

277
00:18:03,862 --> 00:18:07,695
All right, you,
get back to work.

278
00:18:07,784 --> 00:18:09,908
I know what you're thinking.

279
00:18:09,996 --> 00:18:13,579
Sometimes, I get the distinct feeling
I'm missin' out on something.

280
00:18:13,667 --> 00:18:19,173
Well, what she's got,
she's got plenty you don't need.

281
00:18:19,257 --> 00:18:21,298
You sure?

282
00:18:22,929 --> 00:18:25,337
Not absolutely...

283
00:18:25,432 --> 00:18:28,269
but if I ever tried to find out,
your mother would kill me.

284
00:18:29,604 --> 00:18:32,310
You're the dad every kid dreams of.
You know that?

285
00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:34,607
Ah, don't be such a wise guy.

286
00:18:34,694 --> 00:18:37,648
Listen, Petey Fleckman
just got canned.

287
00:18:37,740 --> 00:18:40,029
That's three guys since yesterday.

288
00:18:40,118 --> 00:18:42,195
Something stinks around here, kiddo...

289
00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:44,861
and I don't mean the meat loaf special
in the cafeteria.

290
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,416
Ah, yeah, I know.

291
00:18:46,502 --> 00:18:49,587
Hey, hey.
Hey, hey, look at this.

292
00:18:49,672 --> 00:18:53,256
That's the same bunch
he had down here last week.

293
00:18:53,344 --> 00:18:55,918
- Who are they?
- Who knows?

294
00:18:56,015 --> 00:18:58,221
Niles ',',Asshole" Pender's
trying to pass them off...

295
00:18:58,308 --> 00:19:01,678
as some championship
baseball team from Osaka.

296
00:19:01,772 --> 00:19:06,066
When I talked to one of'em, he thinks mickey
mantle's something over a mouse's fireplace.

297
00:19:06,152 --> 00:19:10,317
You're in management.
Check around a little bit, will ya?

298
00:19:10,408 --> 00:19:13,078
Yeah. Okay, Pop, I'll see
what I can find out.

299
00:19:13,161 --> 00:19:15,368
Ah, you're aces, kid.

300
00:19:19,002 --> 00:19:23,712
Looking back, I should have
said no to Dad too, but I didn't.

301
00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:26,967
I was beginning to think that
maybe something was going on.

302
00:19:31,769 --> 00:19:35,186
I decided to look around Niles's office
to see if I could find anything.

303
00:19:36,525 --> 00:19:38,649
I'd been an idiot
all morning anyway...

304
00:19:38,737 --> 00:19:40,812
so I figured,
why stop now?

305
00:20:16,411 --> 00:20:18,487
Shit.

306
00:20:31,555 --> 00:20:35,340
',',Leveraged buyout
via metasport. "

307
00:20:35,435 --> 00:20:37,512
What the hell's metasport?

308
00:20:41,568 --> 00:20:43,562
Shit.

309
00:20:45,574 --> 00:20:49,276
Why is it every time you
break into your boss's office...

310
00:20:49,370 --> 00:20:51,494
he always walks in on you?

311
00:20:54,043 --> 00:20:56,083
Lose something, Burrows?

312
00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:00,918
Something tells me I have.

313
00:21:06,264 --> 00:21:08,755
Well, that brings me back
to where I began-

314
00:21:08,850 --> 00:21:11,638
in the middle of nowhere
with a car that won't start.

315
00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:17,483
All things considered, it had
turned into a pretty rotten birthday.

316
00:21:23,119 --> 00:21:26,205
But nothing
in my wildest imagination...

317
00:21:26,290 --> 00:21:28,911
could have prepared me
for what came next.

318
00:21:44,856 --> 00:21:48,606
- Evening.
- Hi.

319
00:21:48,694 --> 00:21:52,194
- You got a pay phone?
- Right there.

320
00:21:52,282 --> 00:21:54,690
Thanks.

321
00:22:06,926 --> 00:22:10,296
Yeah, hi.
It's me again.

322
00:22:10,389 --> 00:22:13,095
Yeah, I'm gonna need
another tow.

323
00:22:13,184 --> 00:22:16,269
Yeah. I'm on the corner
of Cross and Third...

324
00:22:16,356 --> 00:22:18,431
right next to a bar.

325
00:22:18,524 --> 00:22:21,776
Yeah, the station wagon-
the big blue piece of shit.

326
00:22:23,741 --> 00:22:26,576
I'll get a new car.

327
00:22:26,661 --> 00:22:28,820
All right.

328
00:22:28,913 --> 00:22:33,042
',',Get a new car. "
Gotta get a new life.

329
00:22:33,127 --> 00:22:35,749
- Car trouble, huh?
- Yeah.

330
00:22:35,839 --> 00:22:38,247
Tow truck will be here
in 20 minutes.

331
00:22:38,343 --> 00:22:41,179
- Get you something while you wait?
- I could sure use it.

332
00:22:41,263 --> 00:22:44,549
Light beer, no glass. Right?

333
00:22:44,643 --> 00:22:47,015
Yeah. How did you know?

334
00:22:47,104 --> 00:22:49,181
Just a guess.

335
00:22:52,235 --> 00:22:56,898
Say, don't I know you
from somewhere?

336
00:22:56,992 --> 00:23:00,444
- You know, you seem familiar to me too.
- Name's mike.

337
00:23:02,958 --> 00:23:06,209
- Larry.
- Burrows. Larry Burrows, right?

338
00:23:06,296 --> 00:23:10,544
You're the kid who lost the high school
championship in 1970.

339
00:23:10,635 --> 00:23:14,764
Jesus Henry Christ.

340
00:23:14,848 --> 00:23:19,310
Sorry. If I'd known it was a sore point,
I wouldn't have brought it up.

341
00:23:21,899 --> 00:23:26,230
Forget it.
I'm getting used to it.

342
00:23:26,321 --> 00:23:28,445
Ah, this whole day's
been a nightmare.

343
00:23:28,533 --> 00:23:32,746
- Care to talk about it? - Well,
it's- You know, it's lots of things.

344
00:23:32,830 --> 00:23:36,663
I didn't have
my cereal this morning.

345
00:23:36,752 --> 00:23:39,504
Didn't have my coffee at work.

346
00:23:39,589 --> 00:23:42,757
I got fired.

347
00:23:42,843 --> 00:23:46,463
It's my 35th birthday,
and everyone forgot.

348
00:23:46,556 --> 00:23:49,808
Well, almost everyone.
I mean, I got vomit from Clip.

349
00:23:49,894 --> 00:23:52,896
Well, happy birthday.

350
00:23:52,982 --> 00:23:57,479
Thanks, mike. Yeah, 35 years old,
and my life is shit.

351
00:23:57,571 --> 00:24:00,906
- It can't be all that bad.
- Ah, it's not that it's bad, you know?

352
00:24:00,992 --> 00:24:03,152
It's just that it's ordinary.

353
00:24:04,288 --> 00:24:07,658
You know, I do
the same thing every day-

354
00:24:07,751 --> 00:24:11,203
go to work, come home...

355
00:24:11,297 --> 00:24:14,382
build some model cars
or go bowling...

356
00:24:14,469 --> 00:24:16,841
fall asleep in front of the TV
every night.

357
00:24:18,849 --> 00:24:22,930
I don't know. If I'd just
hit that goddam ball...

358
00:24:23,021 --> 00:24:26,473
my life would have turned out
a whole helluva lot better.

359
00:24:26,567 --> 00:24:31,694
Some people believe that things are
the way they are for a reason.

360
00:24:31,782 --> 00:24:33,822
Well, the reason eludes me, mike.

361
00:24:36,456 --> 00:24:38,663
Can I have another one?

362
00:24:38,750 --> 00:24:40,410
Listen...

363
00:24:41,503 --> 00:24:45,205
I've got just the thing
for a sober cynic like yourself.

364
00:24:46,803 --> 00:24:49,674
It's a little something
of my own design.

365
00:24:52,727 --> 00:24:54,767
I call it...

366
00:24:56,524 --> 00:24:58,979
',',The Spilt milk. "

367
00:25:06,243 --> 00:25:09,696
It's the one drink
there's no use crying over.

368
00:25:09,790 --> 00:25:12,662
Oh. Very clever, mike.

369
00:25:12,752 --> 00:25:15,790
It does the job. Try it.

370
00:25:24,935 --> 00:25:27,974
So you really think your life
would have been better...

371
00:25:28,065 --> 00:25:30,734
if you'd hit the ball, huh?

372
00:25:30,818 --> 00:25:33,606
Yeah. A lot better.

373
00:25:35,616 --> 00:25:37,692
I swung too late.
That's all.

374
00:25:40,539 --> 00:25:42,663
Yeah.

375
00:25:46,380 --> 00:25:49,502
If I'd just started
a half a second sooner.

376
00:26:24,805 --> 00:26:27,511
I did it!
I did it!

377
00:26:27,601 --> 00:26:31,977
Yeah!

378
00:26:38,448 --> 00:26:41,023
Half a second sooner,
and I would've been king.

379
00:26:44,039 --> 00:26:46,745
A lousy half a second.

380
00:26:52,675 --> 00:26:56,341
Well, I think I'll go outside
and wait for the tow truck.

381
00:26:57,891 --> 00:27:00,512
Thanks for
the sympathetic ear, mike.

382
00:27:00,602 --> 00:27:04,103
Any time, Larry.
That's what I'm here for.

383
00:27:11,784 --> 00:27:15,118
Oh, great.
They towed my car already.

384
00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:19,533
You'd think they could've
at least come in and told me.

385
00:27:23,174 --> 00:27:26,176
Is he closed already?

386
00:27:26,261 --> 00:27:30,260
Ah, damn. Hey, mike!

387
00:27:30,350 --> 00:27:33,186
mike, I need to call a cab!

388
00:27:50,083 --> 00:27:51,744
It's paved.

389
00:27:54,047 --> 00:27:56,539
Well, what do you know?

390
00:27:56,633 --> 00:27:59,126
Old Guzelman
came through after all.

391
00:27:59,221 --> 00:28:01,297
must've found a mud guy.

392
00:28:05,688 --> 00:28:07,929
Hey, Ellen?

393
00:28:08,024 --> 00:28:11,275
Let me in, will ya?
I gotta use the can.

394
00:28:12,489 --> 00:28:15,359
Come on, honey.
my key won't work. Let me in.

395
00:28:18,746 --> 00:28:21,665
What the hell are ya doin'
banging on my door like that?

396
00:28:21,750 --> 00:28:24,158
Hey, who are you?
What's goin' on here?

397
00:28:24,254 --> 00:28:27,421
- What have you done with my wife?
- What are you talkin' about?

398
00:28:28,801 --> 00:28:32,253
Hey, look, man, just take
whatever you need and leave.

399
00:28:32,347 --> 00:28:36,132
If you don't hurt anybody,
I won't call the cops, okay?

400
00:28:36,227 --> 00:28:39,312
Cops? man, I am a cop.

401
00:28:39,398 --> 00:28:41,522
Now, just what's
your problem, huh?

402
00:28:41,610 --> 00:28:45,027
Well, I-I don't have a problem.
I- I live here.

403
00:28:45,114 --> 00:28:47,237
Oh, what are you doing in my house?
Is something wrong?

404
00:28:47,325 --> 00:28:51,110
Your house? You better show me
some ID, pal, right now.

405
00:28:51,206 --> 00:28:53,282
Yeah, yeah. O-Okay.

406
00:28:54,667 --> 00:28:58,454
Boy, you're gonna feel like a fool though.
I mean, I've lived here for over a year.

407
00:28:58,549 --> 00:29:00,208
',',Lawrence J Burrows.

408
00:29:00,301 --> 00:29:04,430
11653 Bonny meadow Lane,
Forest Hills. "

409
00:29:05,891 --> 00:29:10,104
- Where did I get this licence?
- Probably from the DmV, where everybody gets their licence.

410
00:29:10,189 --> 00:29:13,974
Look, man, I don't care what this thing says.
This is my house, and I wanna see my wife.

411
00:29:14,069 --> 00:29:18,696
- Now, step outta my way.
- You try and come in my house, and I'll kick your ass all the way down the block.

412
00:29:20,410 --> 00:29:22,783
I don't care.
I'm coming in.

413
00:29:22,871 --> 00:29:25,198
- No, you're not! - Yes, I am!
- No, you're not! - Yes, I am!

414
00:29:25,291 --> 00:29:28,128
- No, you're not! - Yes, I am!
- No, you're not! - Yes, I am!

415
00:29:28,212 --> 00:29:30,919
- No, you're not!
- Larry?

416
00:29:31,008 --> 00:29:35,338
- mike. What are you doin' here?
- We need to talk.

417
00:29:35,430 --> 00:29:37,886
Yeah, yeah. In a minute.
I gotta get in my house.

418
00:29:37,976 --> 00:29:40,810
Uh, that's one of the things
we need to talk about.

419
00:29:40,895 --> 00:29:45,061
- You don't live there any more.
- What?

420
00:29:45,151 --> 00:29:47,440
See? Even the cab driver
knows you don't live here.

421
00:29:47,529 --> 00:29:49,605
Now beat it!

422
00:29:55,077 --> 00:29:57,154
It's all very simple really.

423
00:29:57,247 --> 00:30:01,577
You know that, uh, little incident
you didn't like about your life?

424
00:30:01,669 --> 00:30:03,747
You mean the baseball game?

425
00:30:03,839 --> 00:30:06,128
- It's been changed.
- Changed?

426
00:30:06,218 --> 00:30:08,341
What do you mean ',',changed"?

427
00:30:08,428 --> 00:30:13,091
You hit the three-two pitch
right out of the park.

428
00:30:13,185 --> 00:30:15,261
And that's why I don't
live in my house any more?

429
00:30:15,354 --> 00:30:18,558
Exactly.
When that moment changed...

430
00:30:18,650 --> 00:30:21,356
everything else in your life
changed along with it.

431
00:30:23,991 --> 00:30:27,241
I get it. I get it now.

432
00:30:27,328 --> 00:30:29,998
Aw, this is great.
This is just great.

433
00:30:30,081 --> 00:30:32,953
Wh-What did they
pay you for this, huh?

434
00:30:33,043 --> 00:30:36,710
- What does who pay me, Larry?
- Ellen and Clipster.

435
00:30:36,798 --> 00:30:40,382
They set this up, right? I mean, this is
some kind of birthday gag, right?

436
00:30:42,139 --> 00:30:44,215
This is really great.

437
00:30:44,309 --> 00:30:46,551
Hey, who was that big guy
at the house?

438
00:30:46,645 --> 00:30:49,481
Is that another actor?
Boy, he was great.

439
00:30:49,565 --> 00:30:51,642
Scared the shit outta me.

440
00:30:51,734 --> 00:30:55,021
I- I don't think
you understand.

441
00:30:55,114 --> 00:30:57,820
No. No, no, no. Shh, shh.
I don't wanna hear a thing.

442
00:30:57,909 --> 00:30:59,987
I just wanna
play along with it, okay?

443
00:31:01,707 --> 00:31:04,280
Oh, this is great.
So, mike, you do this a lot?

444
00:31:04,377 --> 00:31:07,130
I mean, you know,
change people's lives and stuff.

445
00:31:07,214 --> 00:31:10,335
I've been known to make
a few adjustments now and again.

446
00:31:26,488 --> 00:31:28,981
This is it?
I live in a hotel, huh?

447
00:31:29,076 --> 00:31:31,650
It's a private home,
and it's all yours.

448
00:31:31,746 --> 00:31:34,747
Yeah, right, mike.
Hey, listen...

449
00:31:34,832 --> 00:31:36,873
why don't you wait here
till I get to the door.

450
00:31:36,961 --> 00:31:41,125
- You wouldn't wanna miss the expression on my face, would ya?
- Not for all the world.

451
00:31:41,216 --> 00:31:43,839
Here. I assume you're taken care of,
but there's another five for ya.

452
00:31:43,928 --> 00:31:46,052
You were really great.

453
00:31:48,350 --> 00:31:51,471
Wow. This must've
cost them a fortune.

454
00:32:01,952 --> 00:32:06,033
I'm here at the door
to my new home.

455
00:32:10,546 --> 00:32:13,465
Hi. I'm Larry Burrows, but you
probably already know that, right?

456
00:32:13,550 --> 00:32:15,628
Y- Yes, of course, sir.

457
00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:18,094
Yeah. Is my wife here?

458
00:32:18,182 --> 00:32:21,183
- As if I didn't know.
- Yes, of course she is.

459
00:32:25,608 --> 00:32:28,895
Wow. Nice set-up.

460
00:32:28,988 --> 00:32:32,903
I didn't know you could rent
places like this for parties. Huh.

461
00:32:32,993 --> 00:32:36,363
- Hey, what's your name?
- Why, it's Boswell, sir.

462
00:32:36,456 --> 00:32:39,328
Hey, good name.
You pick that yourself?

463
00:32:39,418 --> 00:32:43,168
Here, here.
Here's a fin.

464
00:32:43,256 --> 00:32:45,463
Get yourself
something nice. Go on.

465
00:32:48,930 --> 00:32:51,932
- A ',',fin"?
- Hey, Boswell...

466
00:32:52,018 --> 00:32:54,176
watch how surprised
I'm gonna be.

467
00:32:54,271 --> 00:32:56,512
Get ready
with the Academy Award.

468
00:32:58,067 --> 00:33:00,856
Honey, I'm here!

469
00:33:00,946 --> 00:33:02,773
It's me!

470
00:33:02,865 --> 00:33:06,994
Darling, you're home.
I was so worried.

471
00:33:07,079 --> 00:33:11,991
- Daddy, Daddy! Did you bring us something?
- What did you bring us?

472
00:33:12,086 --> 00:33:14,790
Where have you been?
Ludwig went to pick you up...

473
00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:17,633
- but they said you'd already left.
- Cindy Jo.

474
00:33:17,718 --> 00:33:22,677
What are you doing here? Uh, are you in on this too? W
- Where's Clip and Ellen?

475
00:33:22,767 --> 00:33:27,061
Who are Clip and Ellen? What are you
talking about, sweetheart? In on what?

476
00:33:27,147 --> 00:33:31,228
- m-my surprise birthday party. - The
party isn't for another two hours, dear...

477
00:33:31,318 --> 00:33:34,274
and you told me you didn't want it to be
a surprise because you hate surprises.

478
00:33:43,251 --> 00:33:45,410
Darling, what's wrong?

479
00:33:45,504 --> 00:33:48,210
Nothing is wrong.

480
00:33:52,096 --> 00:33:54,932
Will you excuse me a minute?

481
00:34:07,407 --> 00:34:11,489
mike! mike.

482
00:34:11,579 --> 00:34:14,368
Okay, mike,
what the hell is goin' on?

483
00:34:14,458 --> 00:34:19,917
Why is Cindy Jo calling me ',',sweetheart," who are those kids and
- and what is this place?

484
00:34:20,008 --> 00:34:22,380
This is your house.
Those are your children.

485
00:34:22,469 --> 00:34:24,545
Cindy Jo's your wife.

486
00:34:27,434 --> 00:34:29,926
No!

487
00:34:30,021 --> 00:34:31,930
Yes.

488
00:34:36,947 --> 00:34:41,195
- Are you all right?
- No, I'm not all right.

489
00:34:41,286 --> 00:34:44,371
I mean, this kind of thing
doesn't happen every day, you know?

490
00:34:44,457 --> 00:34:47,161
Yes, it is quite remarkable,
if I do say so myself.

491
00:34:47,251 --> 00:34:49,328
Wait. I don't understand
any of this.

492
00:34:49,421 --> 00:34:54,168
How can my life change so much just
because I hit one stinkin' baseball?

493
00:34:54,260 --> 00:34:58,045
Well, you see, Larry, one's destiny
is a very complicated thing.

494
00:34:59,684 --> 00:35:02,473
Every incident in a person's life...

495
00:35:02,563 --> 00:35:05,137
affects everything else
that follows it.

496
00:35:05,233 --> 00:35:09,399
Instead of missing the baseball,
however, you hit it.

497
00:35:09,489 --> 00:35:12,574
Then you became a hero,
married the prom queen...

498
00:35:12,661 --> 00:35:15,365
and so on and so forth...

499
00:35:15,454 --> 00:35:20,166
until you find yourself
exactly where you are.

500
00:35:20,253 --> 00:35:24,003
So you see,
hitting that baseball...

501
00:35:24,091 --> 00:35:28,802
has spun your life off
in an entirely new direction.

502
00:35:31,184 --> 00:35:33,675
Are you an angel
or something?

503
00:35:33,771 --> 00:35:36,773
Not exactly, no.

504
00:35:36,858 --> 00:35:39,315
Th-Then what are you?

505
00:35:40,780 --> 00:35:43,236
Have you ever been
faced with a decision...

506
00:35:43,325 --> 00:35:47,075
- and you weren't sure what to do?
- Yeah. Sure, plenty of times.

507
00:35:47,163 --> 00:35:51,874
And then something inside you made you
choose one direction over another?

508
00:35:51,961 --> 00:35:55,877
- Yeah. So?
- So that's me.

509
00:35:55,967 --> 00:35:59,882
I make the suggestions,
and you make the choices.

510
00:35:59,972 --> 00:36:05,430
That's how destiny works, Larry-
very subtly.

511
00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:07,561
Welcome to your new life, Larry.

512
00:36:09,150 --> 00:36:11,227
I hope you like it.

513
00:36:13,281 --> 00:36:17,411
mike.
Hey, wait a second.

514
00:36:17,495 --> 00:36:19,404
mike. mike, hey!

515
00:36:19,497 --> 00:36:22,334
mike! mike!

516
00:36:24,796 --> 00:36:27,419
What am I supposed
to do now?

517
00:36:45,991 --> 00:36:51,033
Hi. It's me again. Larry Burrows.

518
00:36:51,122 --> 00:36:53,246
Why did you run
out of the house, sweetheart?

519
00:36:56,129 --> 00:36:58,916
Um...

520
00:36:59,007 --> 00:37:02,127
I forgot to, uh,
tip the cabbie.

521
00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:06,266
You took a cab?
Why didn't you wait for Ludwig?

522
00:37:06,350 --> 00:37:08,474
Ludwig?

523
00:37:09,771 --> 00:37:13,722
Oh, Ludwig.
Oh, good old Ludwig.

524
00:37:14,778 --> 00:37:17,531
I didn't wait
for Ludwig because...

525
00:37:17,615 --> 00:37:22,278
I can't remember his...

526
00:37:22,372 --> 00:37:24,945
face.

527
00:37:26,501 --> 00:37:29,254
You must be very tired,
sweetheart.

528
00:37:29,339 --> 00:37:31,462
Yes.

529
00:37:31,550 --> 00:37:35,881
Why don't you go into the library and
have yourself a nice drink before dinner.

530
00:37:35,972 --> 00:37:37,965
Okay.

531
00:37:44,108 --> 00:37:46,944
Uh, by the way,
where's the library?

532
00:37:49,407 --> 00:37:51,483
It's over there.

533
00:37:53,079 --> 00:37:56,662
Great. Yeah. Thanks.

534
00:38:02,841 --> 00:38:06,376
So, I'll just
be in the library...

535
00:38:06,470 --> 00:38:09,140
having a drink.

536
00:38:09,224 --> 00:38:11,218
Thanks again.

537
00:38:14,606 --> 00:38:16,434
Geez.

538
00:38:23,535 --> 00:38:26,371
I must belong
to the Book-of-the-month Club.

539
00:38:50,236 --> 00:38:52,359
Oh, Boswell!
How you doin'?

540
00:38:52,448 --> 00:38:55,698
Am I glad to see you.
How are you?

541
00:38:55,785 --> 00:38:59,784
- Your evening drink, sir.
- Oh, good.

542
00:38:59,874 --> 00:39:03,624
- What is it?
- Armagnac. 1953.

543
00:39:05,882 --> 00:39:09,133
Whoa. I think I'm gonna
pass on that, Bos.

544
00:39:09,219 --> 00:39:11,629
But you know what I could use is
a nice cold brewski.

545
00:39:11,723 --> 00:39:14,974
- I'm parched.
- A ',',brewski," sir?

546
00:39:15,061 --> 00:39:16,721
Yeah, a light if you've got it.
No glass.

547
00:39:16,812 --> 00:39:19,767
And listen, Boswell, can you tell me
where the can is in this place?

548
00:39:19,859 --> 00:39:22,777
I had a couple of drinks after work.
You know what I mean?

549
00:39:22,863 --> 00:39:25,651
- The ',',can," sir?
- Yeah, yeah. The bathroom.

550
00:39:25,742 --> 00:39:29,193
Well, sir,
there are 15 bathrooms.

551
00:39:29,288 --> 00:39:31,613
Fifteen bathrooms?

552
00:39:31,707 --> 00:39:34,625
Did you have
any particular one in mind, sir?

553
00:39:34,711 --> 00:39:37,667
No. No, I don't need
nothin' special.

554
00:39:37,757 --> 00:39:41,507
Just, you know,
the nearest one will do.

555
00:39:41,595 --> 00:39:45,891
Through that door, sir,
down the hall.

556
00:39:45,976 --> 00:39:48,219
Thank you.

557
00:39:50,397 --> 00:39:52,392
Brewski.

558
00:39:58,743 --> 00:40:00,902
A closet.

559
00:40:03,332 --> 00:40:05,325
Another closet.

560
00:40:08,004 --> 00:40:11,421
It's a closet. There's 15 bathrooms in
this place. You'd think I could find one.

561
00:40:17,934 --> 00:40:20,722
maybe this is it.

562
00:40:39,796 --> 00:40:42,466
my God, I've died
and gone to heaven.

563
00:40:45,512 --> 00:40:47,635
Excuse me. Sir?

564
00:40:47,724 --> 00:40:50,429
Would you like to go for a ride
before dinner?

565
00:40:51,687 --> 00:40:56,231
Oh, no, no. No. Thanks.
Thanks, anyway.

566
00:40:57,695 --> 00:41:01,444
Hey, tell me somethin'.
Who do these cars belong to?

567
00:41:01,533 --> 00:41:04,451
Well, they-they belong
to you, sir.

568
00:41:04,537 --> 00:41:07,492
- Get the hell outta here!
- As you wish, sir.

569
00:41:27,482 --> 00:41:31,018
Hey. Wow.

570
00:41:31,111 --> 00:41:33,817
A big hunk of cheese.

571
00:41:33,906 --> 00:41:37,609
It's just what I wanted.

572
00:41:37,704 --> 00:41:41,750
- It's, uh, it's Stilton, LJ.
- Well, thank you, mr Stilton.

573
00:41:41,834 --> 00:41:45,454
I'm sure it goes great with, uh, tomato
and mayonnaise and pumpernickel.

574
00:41:47,466 --> 00:41:50,801
Thank you, everyone, so much
for remembering my birthday.

575
00:41:50,887 --> 00:41:54,720
The gifts are terrific, really.
Thank you again, mr Stilton.

576
00:41:54,808 --> 00:41:58,724
- And you, too, mr Steuben, for the big hunk of glass there.
- my pleasure, LJ.

577
00:42:02,235 --> 00:42:04,443
Hey, LJ.

578
00:42:04,530 --> 00:42:07,865
- LJ. LJ.
- Dad, you're here.

579
00:42:07,951 --> 00:42:11,653
many happy returns, kid.
Swell shindig!

580
00:42:11,748 --> 00:42:14,584
Say hello to Gina.
Gina, my kid.

581
00:42:14,668 --> 00:42:16,626
Very nice to make
your acquaintance.

582
00:42:16,712 --> 00:42:19,834
We made our acquaintance in morocco
at the Club med...

583
00:42:19,925 --> 00:42:22,962
if you know what I mean.

584
00:42:23,055 --> 00:42:26,471
Um, will, uh, you excuse us
for a moment, please?

585
00:42:26,559 --> 00:42:31,519
- Ah. Why don't you go have some more caviar, sweetie?
- Okay.

586
00:42:33,776 --> 00:42:36,020
Very nice to have met you, LJ.

587
00:42:41,871 --> 00:42:45,740
She loves caviar.
Thinks it's salty candy.

588
00:42:45,834 --> 00:42:48,956
I haven't told her
it's fish eggs.

589
00:42:49,047 --> 00:42:53,295
Are you crazy, Dad,
bringing that girl in here?

590
00:42:53,386 --> 00:42:56,305
What if mom found out?
She'd skin you alive!

591
00:42:56,390 --> 00:42:59,344
Relax. We signed
the papers a week ago.

592
00:42:59,435 --> 00:43:02,971
I'm free and clear now. Now, what do
you think of Gina? Hot stuff, huh?

593
00:43:03,065 --> 00:43:04,690
Papers? What papers?

594
00:43:04,776 --> 00:43:07,731
- The divorce papers.
- Divo-

595
00:43:07,822 --> 00:43:09,481
You and mom are divorced?

596
00:43:09,574 --> 00:43:13,026
Of course we're divorced.
Nothing lasts forever.

597
00:43:13,119 --> 00:43:15,528
You told me so yourself.

598
00:43:15,623 --> 00:43:18,197
- I said that?
- Yeah. You were right too.

599
00:43:18,294 --> 00:43:20,964
Listen, kid,
can you spot me ten grand?

600
00:43:21,047 --> 00:43:24,714
Gina's been killin' me
to take her to St. Bart's, okay?

601
00:43:24,802 --> 00:43:26,878
You're aces, kid.

602
00:43:35,148 --> 00:43:39,480
Larry, darling. Your guests
are wondering if you're all right.

603
00:43:39,571 --> 00:43:43,736
- What's the matter, dear?
- my parents are divorced.

604
00:43:43,827 --> 00:43:48,371
Of course they are, sweetheart.
Everybody's parents are divorced.

605
00:43:48,458 --> 00:43:51,164
Now go and be a good host.

606
00:43:54,257 --> 00:43:56,831
Excuse me a moment,
will you, Cindy Jo?

607
00:44:02,351 --> 00:44:05,104
You didn't tell me
my parents were divorced.

608
00:44:05,188 --> 00:44:07,478
This is quite good caviar.

609
00:44:07,567 --> 00:44:09,773
mike, my parents are divorced,
for Christ's sake!

610
00:44:09,860 --> 00:44:13,729
- Yes, I know.
- Well, I didn't expect that.

611
00:44:16,578 --> 00:44:18,786
Is there anything else
that's gonna come as a shock?

612
00:44:20,083 --> 00:44:22,160
It all will, to some degree.

613
00:44:22,252 --> 00:44:24,874
- To what degree?
- You'll see.

614
00:44:24,964 --> 00:44:29,260
Things have changed, Larry. You have
to take the bad with the good.

615
00:44:29,345 --> 00:44:32,632
You didn't think everything
was gonna be perfect, did you?

616
00:44:32,724 --> 00:44:35,560
Well, I-

617
00:44:35,644 --> 00:44:37,934
I- I suppose not.

618
00:44:38,023 --> 00:44:42,317
This is your life, Larry.

619
00:44:42,403 --> 00:44:45,774
Learn to enjoy
what you've got.

620
00:44:58,466 --> 00:45:01,671
A brewski, sir?

621
00:45:01,762 --> 00:45:03,422
Good night.

622
00:45:03,515 --> 00:45:06,469
- Bye-bye. -
Good night. - Wow.

623
00:45:06,560 --> 00:45:08,767
I've got some great friends,
don't you think?

624
00:45:08,855 --> 00:45:11,526
They give terrific gifts!

625
00:45:11,609 --> 00:45:14,065
You still have
one more present coming.

626
00:45:21,329 --> 00:45:23,453
I'll see you upstairs.

627
00:45:34,555 --> 00:45:36,513
Cindy Jo?

628
00:45:38,477 --> 00:45:40,554
Are you in here?

629
00:45:42,983 --> 00:45:46,020
Larry, I'm over here.

630
00:46:07,306 --> 00:46:10,142
Happy birthday, darling.

631
00:46:10,226 --> 00:46:12,137
God help me.

632
00:46:30,920 --> 00:46:33,543
morning, Bos.
Sleep well?

633
00:46:33,633 --> 00:46:35,709
I didn't,
if you know what I mean.

634
00:46:35,802 --> 00:46:38,803
I know exactly
what you mean, sir.

635
00:46:38,890 --> 00:46:42,010
Oh, this house has
a lot of big rooms.

636
00:46:44,439 --> 00:46:46,099
Oh.

637
00:46:47,442 --> 00:46:49,684
Isn't this a little drab
for such a happy guy?

638
00:46:49,779 --> 00:46:53,444
Oh, you always wear your blue pinstripe
to board meetings, sir.

639
00:46:53,533 --> 00:46:55,361
Board meetings?

640
00:46:55,452 --> 00:46:59,202
Son of a bitch. That's right.
I'm married to Cindy Jo.

641
00:47:00,460 --> 00:47:03,461
That means I'm the president
of Liberty Republic.

642
00:47:03,547 --> 00:47:06,335
Indeed, sir.
For some time now.

643
00:47:07,677 --> 00:47:11,379
Oh, yeah.
I mean, uh, I knew that.

644
00:47:11,473 --> 00:47:16,303
I'm just so happy about it that I like
to remind myself every so often, Bos.

645
00:47:25,075 --> 00:47:28,362
Yeah. Oh.

646
00:47:32,960 --> 00:47:35,796
- Good morning, kids. - morning,
Father. - morning, Father.

647
00:47:38,301 --> 00:47:40,708
Ah, crescent rolls.

648
00:47:40,803 --> 00:47:43,556
Very nice.

649
00:47:43,641 --> 00:47:45,800
Very nice indeed.

650
00:47:49,190 --> 00:47:51,943
Larry Burrows. How you doin'?
Nice to meet you.

651
00:47:55,907 --> 00:47:59,823
- What's this, Cream of Wheat?
- It's cappuccino, Daddy.

652
00:47:59,912 --> 00:48:03,448
Italian dark roast coffee
and steamed whole milk.

653
00:48:03,542 --> 00:48:05,748
Right, I knew that.

654
00:48:09,842 --> 00:48:12,048
Whoa! That'll keep you up
the rest of your life! Huh?

655
00:48:15,473 --> 00:48:19,259
That's nice stuff. You sure you kids
should be drinking this?

656
00:48:19,354 --> 00:48:21,597
We always do, Daddy.

657
00:48:24,110 --> 00:48:26,684
Well, I guess
it's all right then.

658
00:48:26,780 --> 00:48:30,446
- morning.
- Hi.

659
00:48:30,535 --> 00:48:32,576
You were wonderful
last night.

660
00:48:34,750 --> 00:48:36,742
So were you.

661
00:48:36,835 --> 00:48:39,410
I had no idea you could
do that with Cool Whip.

662
00:48:49,499 --> 00:48:51,243
Wow!

663
00:48:51,334 --> 00:48:53,873
I told you we could beat that train
through the crossing, didn't I, Ludwig?

664
00:48:53,963 --> 00:48:56,289
So you did, sir.

665
00:48:56,384 --> 00:48:59,800
Give yourself a raise, Ludwig.
Hundred bucks a week!

666
00:48:59,888 --> 00:49:01,964
You're all right.

667
00:49:08,273 --> 00:49:11,145
Wow.

668
00:49:14,573 --> 00:49:16,696
This is my office?

669
00:49:21,541 --> 00:49:23,913
This will take
some getting used to.

670
00:49:32,556 --> 00:49:35,011
Nice desk.

671
00:49:38,730 --> 00:49:40,807
I wonder how it works.

672
00:49:42,986 --> 00:49:45,738
There's gotta be
an ',',on" switch here somewhere.

673
00:49:50,704 --> 00:49:54,075
How about that?
The desk is wired to my ass.

674
00:49:59,048 --> 00:50:01,126
<i>- Good morning, Mr Burrows.
- Um-</i>

675
00:50:01,218 --> 00:50:06,046
<i>- Oh. Hi. How are you?
- Can I get you something, sir?</i>

676
00:50:06,141 --> 00:50:10,139
No. No, I'm fine.
Oh, coffee!

677
00:50:10,229 --> 00:50:12,555
You know, I-I'd really like
a cup of coffee.

678
00:50:12,650 --> 00:50:17,193
<i>Yes, sir. Right away. And Mr Pender and Mr
Flick are on their way up to see you, sir.</i>

679
00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:19,072
You're kidding.
Those jerks still work here?

680
00:50:19,158 --> 00:50:23,655
<i>- I beg your pardon? - Uh,
nothing. Uh, nothing-nothing at all.</i>

681
00:50:23,747 --> 00:50:26,286
Say, listen,
can you do me a favour?

682
00:50:26,376 --> 00:50:31,288
Could you find out if Clip metzler
or Ellen Burr- Ripley-

683
00:50:31,382 --> 00:50:33,458
Ellen Ripley work here?

684
00:50:33,552 --> 00:50:36,756
<i>I know Mr Metzler works in accounting,
but I'll have to check on Ellen Ripley.</i>

685
00:50:36,848 --> 00:50:40,052
Thanks. Oh, and tell Pender
and Flick that, uh-

686
00:50:40,144 --> 00:50:42,469
Uh, I'm- I can't be disturbed.
I'm too busy.

687
00:50:42,563 --> 00:50:46,895
<i>- You know, I got lots of buttons to push and stuff.
- Yes, sir.</i>

688
00:50:46,986 --> 00:50:49,062
Over and out.

689
00:50:56,081 --> 00:50:57,742
Let's see.

690
00:50:57,833 --> 00:51:01,785
There's a bar in here?
Where's the bar?

691
00:51:05,469 --> 00:51:08,506
Wow. I'm gonna love this place.

692
00:51:12,978 --> 00:51:15,221
All right, Lar.
The good stuff.

693
00:51:22,366 --> 00:51:27,444
Hey. I know you.
You're the forklift girl, right?

694
00:51:27,539 --> 00:51:29,829
Oh, great. Thanks.

695
00:51:29,918 --> 00:51:33,501
I've been trying to get
a regular cup of coffee for days.

696
00:51:33,589 --> 00:51:37,006
Then again, maybe I don't need
any coffee after all.

697
00:51:37,093 --> 00:51:39,335
Just where the hell
were you last night?

698
00:51:39,429 --> 00:51:42,965
I waited up until midnight,
and then I went to bed- alone.

699
00:51:43,059 --> 00:51:47,010
I- I'm sorry. Um, um-

700
00:51:47,105 --> 00:51:50,357
Jewel! It's Jewel! Have you
forgotten my name already?

701
00:51:50,443 --> 00:51:54,228
Jewel. Right, I knew that.

702
00:51:54,325 --> 00:51:57,029
Look, I'm-I'm real, real sorry.

703
00:51:57,119 --> 00:51:59,159
I- I guess I couldn't make it.

704
00:51:59,248 --> 00:52:02,083
- I-I had this party to go to-
- You guess you couldn't make it?

705
00:52:02,168 --> 00:52:04,706
Where were you,
out with this Ellen Ripley bitch?

706
00:52:04,796 --> 00:52:07,003
Oh, Ellen. Did you find out
if she works here?

707
00:52:07,090 --> 00:52:09,761
No, she does not
work here.

708
00:52:09,844 --> 00:52:14,223
If she suddenly starts working here,
you're gonna live to regret it.

709
00:52:14,308 --> 00:52:16,432
Say,Jewel, what do you say
we double your salary.

710
00:52:16,520 --> 00:52:20,601
- How's that?
- I know what you're capable of, LJ Burrows.

711
00:52:20,692 --> 00:52:22,768
Just don't mess with me...

712
00:52:22,862 --> 00:52:26,230
or you're gonna find out
what I'm capable of.

713
00:52:26,324 --> 00:52:29,658
Am I making myself
perfectly clear?

714
00:52:31,665 --> 00:52:38,120
- Uh... perfectly.
- Uh, LJ, we need to talk. Whoa.

715
00:52:38,215 --> 00:52:40,291
Oh, hi, guys.
Come on in.

716
00:52:42,512 --> 00:52:45,300
- Boy, am I glad to see you.
- Uh, it's about the New Jersey plan.

717
00:52:45,391 --> 00:52:47,799
I gotta call Bob and let him know
one way or another.

718
00:52:47,895 --> 00:52:52,225
I think it's a big mistake
to set up New Jersey, LJ. Big mistake.

719
00:52:52,317 --> 00:52:54,642
LJ, we really need to talk in private
about the country club.

720
00:52:54,736 --> 00:52:58,736
We have to go over a few points on the Nakamura deal
before we sign the papers tomorrow night? Are we on?

721
00:52:58,825 --> 00:53:01,826
- For New Jersey?
- No, for golf.

722
00:53:02,914 --> 00:53:06,829
Excuse me, LJ.
Am I disturbing you?

723
00:53:06,919 --> 00:53:09,376
mr Hansen, come in.

724
00:53:11,384 --> 00:53:14,551
Come in. mr Hansen.

725
00:53:14,637 --> 00:53:17,640
Come on in, please.

726
00:53:17,725 --> 00:53:19,219
What can I do for you,
mr Hansen?

727
00:53:19,310 --> 00:53:24,602
Well, I just wanted to apologize for not
appearing at your birthday party last night.

728
00:53:24,693 --> 00:53:27,695
- my ulcer was acting up, and I
just thought- - Oh, don't mention it.

729
00:53:27,780 --> 00:53:31,364
You didn't miss a thing.
I- I got some cheese and a glass thing.

730
00:53:31,451 --> 00:53:33,574
- A what?
- You know, this, um-

731
00:53:33,662 --> 00:53:35,739
Uh, excuse me. LJ?

732
00:53:35,832 --> 00:53:40,045
Sir, we really should get going.
We, uh, tee off in 15 minutes.

733
00:53:40,129 --> 00:53:44,876
Oh, right. Yeah, well, uh-

734
00:53:44,970 --> 00:53:47,377
Hey, mr Hansen, would you like
to come golfing with us?

735
00:53:47,472 --> 00:53:49,964
- I play golf, you
know. - Really? - Yeah.

736
00:53:50,059 --> 00:53:53,927
- You want to play golf with me?
- Sure, I wanna play golf with you. Come on.

737
00:53:54,022 --> 00:53:58,103
- You know, I can help you get rid of that
slice or... - Uh-huh. - whatever you call it, uh-

738
00:54:02,617 --> 00:54:04,325
Yeah.

739
00:54:18,138 --> 00:54:20,464
It slipped.

740
00:54:22,893 --> 00:54:25,183
Can I use yours?

741
00:54:25,272 --> 00:54:27,811
- Sure.
- Thanks.

742
00:54:29,527 --> 00:54:31,604
It's not like
a baseball bat, you know.

743
00:54:39,291 --> 00:54:41,414
That was dirt.

744
00:54:41,501 --> 00:54:44,075
- That'll grow back, right?
- We'll fix it.

745
00:54:44,171 --> 00:54:46,248
This is the real one.

746
00:54:56,646 --> 00:54:59,019
- It's not supposed to go over there, is it?
- Well, no, sir.

747
00:54:59,107 --> 00:55:03,237
Um, actually, it's supposed to go
in the hole... on the green.

748
00:55:03,321 --> 00:55:06,572
Oh. All right.
Hey, Leo, come on.

749
00:55:06,659 --> 00:55:09,032
Let's take the golf cart
and see if we can find the ball.

750
00:55:09,120 --> 00:55:11,659
I don't get it.

751
00:55:11,749 --> 00:55:14,419
What are you,
deaf, dumb and blind?

752
00:55:14,503 --> 00:55:18,252
The Jerry Lewis routine is to lull the old
geezer into a false sense of security...

753
00:55:18,342 --> 00:55:20,915
before he sells the company
out from under him.

754
00:55:21,012 --> 00:55:24,546
It's brilliant.
It's my idea.

755
00:55:26,727 --> 00:55:28,388
Uh-huh.

756
00:55:37,449 --> 00:55:39,906
Hey, how you doin'?

757
00:55:39,995 --> 00:55:42,034
Good to see ya.

758
00:55:42,122 --> 00:55:44,579
Hey, you're doing a great job,
and I just want you to know that.

759
00:55:44,667 --> 00:55:46,744
Keep up the good work, guys.

760
00:55:48,046 --> 00:55:50,123
What's with him?

761
00:55:51,843 --> 00:55:55,592
I'm the president of the company. I should
do something about this line, don't you think?

762
00:56:02,774 --> 00:56:04,851
Oh, my God.

763
00:56:08,115 --> 00:56:09,775
Ellen.

764
00:56:09,867 --> 00:56:12,822
Ellen. It's me, Larry.

765
00:56:12,912 --> 00:56:15,619
Oh, my God.
Am I glad to see you.

766
00:56:15,708 --> 00:56:19,160
Oh. I've been wondering
where you were.

767
00:56:19,255 --> 00:56:22,375
- I beg your pardon?
- You know, they told me you didn't work here.

768
00:56:22,467 --> 00:56:26,252
I couldn't find you. There's no record of an Ellen
Ripley, and I knew it wouldn't be under Burrows.

769
00:56:26,347 --> 00:56:30,392
Why would it be under Burrows?
my name is Robertson.

770
00:56:30,477 --> 00:56:33,728
Robertson?
What are you doin' with that name?

771
00:56:33,815 --> 00:56:37,730
It is customary for a woman to take
her husband's name, mr Burrows.

772
00:56:37,820 --> 00:56:39,897
Now, if you'll excuse me.

773
00:56:44,036 --> 00:56:45,946
You're married?
When did that happen?

774
00:56:46,039 --> 00:56:49,290
Six years ago. Don't worry.
I wasn't married on company time.

775
00:56:49,376 --> 00:56:53,506
Wait. Wait. You just married
the first guy that came along?

776
00:56:53,590 --> 00:56:56,628
Look, just because I work for you
does not give you the right...

777
00:56:56,719 --> 00:56:58,797
to pry into my private life.

778
00:57:00,892 --> 00:57:04,226
Well, of course it doesn't.

779
00:57:04,312 --> 00:57:06,887
I'm just concerned...

780
00:57:06,983 --> 00:57:10,898
as I am about, you know,
all my employees, miss, uh...

781
00:57:10,988 --> 00:57:13,065
mrs Robertson.

782
00:57:13,158 --> 00:57:17,239
Concern for your employees has never
been your strong suit, mr Burrows.

783
00:57:17,330 --> 00:57:20,415
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I'd like to eat my lunch...

784
00:57:20,501 --> 00:57:22,743
by myself.

785
00:57:22,838 --> 00:57:25,958
Yeah, but, uh, couldn't we just-

786
00:57:40,236 --> 00:57:42,524
You really must
do something...

787
00:57:42,613 --> 00:57:45,698
about this meat loaf, Larry.

788
00:57:45,784 --> 00:57:48,952
It is absolutely inedible.

789
00:57:49,038 --> 00:57:53,120
- Ellen's married.
- Yes, I know.

790
00:57:55,380 --> 00:57:57,456
She's mad at me.
I can tell.

791
00:57:57,549 --> 00:57:59,626
She's the union shop steward...

792
00:57:59,719 --> 00:58:02,045
and the union's upset
over all the layoffs...

793
00:58:02,139 --> 00:58:05,094
the increased workload,
pay freezes.

794
00:58:05,185 --> 00:58:10,809
- So what's that got to do with me?
- You are the president of the company, their mortal enemy.

795
00:58:10,900 --> 00:58:13,902
- Yeah, but I wouldn't lay anybody off.
- But you did.

796
00:58:13,987 --> 00:58:18,235
And so, Ellen hates your guts.

797
00:58:18,327 --> 00:58:21,447
She hates my personal guts?

798
00:58:21,538 --> 00:58:24,113
You'll find a lot of people
don't like you, Larry.

799
00:58:24,209 --> 00:58:26,915
What am I gonna do? I mean, I can't have
her hating my guts all over the place.

800
00:58:27,005 --> 00:58:31,419
- I mean, she's my wife, for Christ's sake.
- She was your wife.

801
00:58:31,511 --> 00:58:34,596
I have to go now.
This meat loaf is making me sick.

802
00:58:34,681 --> 00:58:37,174
What am I gonna do
about Ellen?

803
00:58:37,268 --> 00:58:40,270
Whatever you do
will be fine.

804
00:58:41,983 --> 00:58:44,688
You're a big help.

805
00:58:57,500 --> 00:59:00,075
Hey, I think it's busted, pal.

806
00:59:02,383 --> 00:59:04,376
- Clip, it's you!
- Oh, my God.

807
00:59:04,468 --> 00:59:07,672
- mr Burrows, sir.
- Don't call me ',',sir," Clip.

808
00:59:07,764 --> 00:59:11,181
It's me, Lar. Aw, come here
and give me a hug.

809
00:59:11,268 --> 00:59:13,309
Come here. God, I miss you,
you know that?

810
00:59:13,396 --> 00:59:15,686
It was an accident.
I swear I'll pay for any damages.

811
00:59:15,774 --> 00:59:18,313
Oh, forget about it. Come on. I wanna
kiss you on the top of your head.

812
00:59:18,403 --> 00:59:23,447
Come here. Clip! Clip!

813
00:59:23,535 --> 00:59:25,575
What's the matter with you?

814
00:59:25,662 --> 00:59:29,079
Clipster, it's me, Larry.

815
00:59:43,635 --> 00:59:46,209
Larry, we're going to be late.

816
00:59:47,473 --> 00:59:50,974
What on earth are you doing?

817
00:59:51,061 --> 00:59:53,732
I don't feel like going
to the opera tonight, honey.

818
00:59:53,815 --> 00:59:56,734
I never really cared for it
that much, to tell you the truth-

819
00:59:56,819 --> 00:59:59,904
all that hollering in Italian.

820
00:59:59,990 --> 01:00:04,867
- What's that?
- This is a Gullwing mercedes.

821
01:00:04,955 --> 01:00:08,159
- Pretty, isn't it?
- Yes, dear.

822
01:00:08,251 --> 01:00:10,921
You have one in the garage.

823
01:00:11,004 --> 01:00:15,050
Yeah, but that one's too big.
I kinda like 'em smaller.

824
01:00:15,135 --> 01:00:18,422
Children, you go wait
in the car, okay? Go on.

825
01:00:22,061 --> 01:00:24,553
- Darling?
- Hmm?

826
01:00:24,647 --> 01:00:27,352
Are you all right?

827
01:00:27,442 --> 01:00:30,942
You've been acting
very strange lately.

828
01:00:31,030 --> 01:00:35,528
No. I'm fine. Really.

829
01:00:35,621 --> 01:00:39,204
Why don't you guys go ahead without me.
Have a good time.

830
01:00:39,291 --> 01:00:41,699
I just wanna finish this up.

831
01:01:04,366 --> 01:01:07,783
I can't believe
Ellen married another guy.

832
01:01:22,848 --> 01:01:24,842
Wow. Nice house.

833
01:01:26,061 --> 01:01:28,553
It's better
than the one we had.

834
01:01:32,445 --> 01:01:36,525
I just wanted to borrow some cutlery,
Ellen, okay? I have no cutlery. None!

835
01:01:36,617 --> 01:01:39,702
All I'm asking for is a couple
of lousy knives and forks.

836
01:01:39,787 --> 01:01:42,077
Why don't you ask your girlfriend
for a knife and fork...

837
01:01:42,165 --> 01:01:44,206
or does the little bitch
eat with her fingers?

838
01:01:44,293 --> 01:01:49,882
I made a mistake,
and I'm very sorry for it.

839
01:01:49,968 --> 01:01:52,803
Now, can we try
and put all this behind us?

840
01:01:55,474 --> 01:01:58,013
Attagirl!

841
01:01:58,102 --> 01:02:00,096
Guess not.

842
01:02:10,327 --> 01:02:14,325
This is good.
This is very good.

843
01:02:52,006 --> 01:02:54,333
Ow!

844
01:02:54,427 --> 01:02:57,179
What's the matter, Hercules?

845
01:02:57,263 --> 01:03:01,310
You wanna go out?
Okay. Okay. Come on.

846
01:03:01,394 --> 01:03:05,773
Come on! Come on.

847
01:03:13,159 --> 01:03:16,529
Shoo! Get away.

848
01:03:16,623 --> 01:03:18,747
Go on! Scram! Beat it!

849
01:03:18,834 --> 01:03:21,539
Go rescue some skiers in the Alps
or somethin'. Go! Scram!

850
01:03:28,221 --> 01:03:31,008
Well, we'll see
who falls asleep first.

851
01:03:36,272 --> 01:03:38,266
Asshole.

852
01:03:45,536 --> 01:03:47,612
Ow! Ow!

853
01:03:53,253 --> 01:03:55,330
Stupid dog.

854
01:03:55,423 --> 01:03:57,499
Stupid tree.

855
01:04:22,625 --> 01:04:25,543
- Good morning, chief.
- What's going on here?

856
01:04:25,629 --> 01:04:30,376
- Who is that? - I don't know.
Some, uh, lunatic named, uh-

857
01:04:30,469 --> 01:04:33,091
- Now, what's his name, huh?
- Uh, metzbaum, metsfield. I don't know.

858
01:04:33,180 --> 01:04:36,385
- He's in accounting.
- metzler?

859
01:04:36,476 --> 01:04:38,803
- Clip metzler?
- Yeah.

860
01:04:38,896 --> 01:04:42,481
- He's threatening to jump.
- Aw,Jesus, Clip!

861
01:05:02,803 --> 01:05:04,795
Clip? What are you doing?

862
01:05:04,889 --> 01:05:09,183
Hey, you stay back, mr Burrows.
You get any closer, I'll jump.

863
01:05:09,270 --> 01:05:12,105
Okay, Clip. I'm not-
I'm not gonna come any closer.

864
01:05:12,190 --> 01:05:15,891
I just wanna talk.

865
01:05:15,987 --> 01:05:19,404
You know, if there's something wrong,
maybe I can help.

866
01:05:19,491 --> 01:05:23,075
Well, i-i-it's a little late
for that, mr Burrows.

867
01:05:23,162 --> 01:05:25,999
You know, my whole life's
been a disaster.

868
01:05:26,083 --> 01:05:28,872
Nothing I do ever works out.

869
01:05:30,004 --> 01:05:33,043
After what happened yesterday, well,
I know you're gonna fire me.

870
01:05:33,134 --> 01:05:37,085
Now, look, Clip.
I'm not gonna fire you.

871
01:05:37,181 --> 01:05:39,305
All right?

872
01:05:39,392 --> 01:05:43,142
In fact, you know what?
I came up here to offer you a new job.

873
01:05:43,230 --> 01:05:47,478
How 'bout vice president?
Hundred twenty-five to start.

874
01:05:47,570 --> 01:05:49,729
- Really?
- Yeah. Really.

875
01:05:59,377 --> 01:06:02,544
Oh, I get it.

876
01:06:02,631 --> 01:06:05,668
Oh, I get it. You're just trying to
trick me. As soon as I get down there...

877
01:06:05,760 --> 01:06:10,222
th- there's no job
and I'm off to the funny farm.

878
01:06:10,309 --> 01:06:14,307
- Don't try to kid me, mr Burrows.
- I'm not kidding, Clip.

879
01:06:15,732 --> 01:06:20,276
Nothing will happen. I mean it.

880
01:06:20,362 --> 01:06:22,937
Why else would
I come up here myself?

881
01:06:23,032 --> 01:06:26,782
I don't know.
Why did you come up here?

882
01:06:26,871 --> 01:06:29,494
Because we're friends, Clip.

883
01:06:31,420 --> 01:06:35,288
Hey, remember back in the eighth grade
when we used to hang around together?

884
01:06:35,383 --> 01:06:37,506
Remember, we used to throw rubber vomit
in the girls' locker room...

885
01:06:37,593 --> 01:06:40,167
and they'd come runnin' out
in their underwear?

886
01:06:40,264 --> 01:06:43,052
- You remember that?
- Yeah. Of course I do!

887
01:06:43,143 --> 01:06:45,813
<i>Remember when we went to see
Bonnie and Clyde nine times...</i>

888
01:06:45,896 --> 01:06:48,185
and we squirted ketchup
on ourselves and-

889
01:06:48,274 --> 01:06:50,848
and ran all over the place
dying in slow motion?

890
01:06:52,947 --> 01:06:55,190
That was fun.

891
01:06:58,120 --> 01:07:00,660
It scared the crap
out of my baby sister.

892
01:07:00,749 --> 01:07:02,789
Yeah. And I remember how...

893
01:07:02,876 --> 01:07:06,246
you used to always try
to make me laugh when I felt rotten.

894
01:07:09,093 --> 01:07:15,180
Well, I-I- I didn't think that
you thought about that stuff any more.

895
01:07:15,268 --> 01:07:17,725
Aw, Clip...

896
01:07:19,064 --> 01:07:22,067
I think about that stuff
all the time.

897
01:07:27,325 --> 01:07:31,406
All right, Clipper. I want you
to go home. I want you to relax...

898
01:07:31,497 --> 01:07:35,246
have a nice meal,
shave, shower, get some sleep.

899
01:07:35,336 --> 01:07:39,417
All right? Tomorrow,
you start your new job, new salary.

900
01:07:39,509 --> 01:07:42,260
- Thanks, mr Burrows.
- All right. Take care of yourself.

901
01:07:42,345 --> 01:07:44,385
Be careful.

902
01:07:44,473 --> 01:07:46,597
Pender.

903
01:07:46,684 --> 01:07:51,347
Well done, LJ.
Want me to fire him?

904
01:07:51,441 --> 01:07:54,775
No. I don't want
you to fire him.

905
01:07:54,862 --> 01:07:57,069
I want you
to get him a new mercedes...

906
01:07:57,156 --> 01:08:00,027
'cause a senior vice president
of East Coast sales...

907
01:08:00,117 --> 01:08:02,692
can't be seen in anything less.

908
01:08:02,788 --> 01:08:07,702
mercedes? LJ,
I didn't even get a mercedes.

909
01:08:07,795 --> 01:08:10,500
Oh, and while you're at it,
I want you to get the board together...

910
01:08:10,590 --> 01:08:12,583
for a full meeting in ten minutes.

911
01:08:12,677 --> 01:08:15,595
We're gonna put an end to this
strike bullshit once and for all.

912
01:08:15,681 --> 01:08:20,225
- But L-L-LJ- - Hey, I don't have a problem
with that, Pender. You got a problem with that?

913
01:08:22,356 --> 01:08:25,940
Well, do you, Pender?

914
01:08:26,028 --> 01:08:29,398
No, sir. No problem.

915
01:08:29,490 --> 01:08:32,028
I didn't think so.

916
01:08:45,636 --> 01:08:49,302
I just finished reading
the latest contract demands...

917
01:08:49,391 --> 01:08:53,176
and... they seem very reasonable
to me.

918
01:08:54,314 --> 01:08:57,566
- Reasonable? Um, but LJ-
- In fact-

919
01:08:57,652 --> 01:09:01,022
In fact, I'm prepared to agree to all
of them under one condition...

920
01:09:02,950 --> 01:09:05,324
that the head of the negotiating
committee meet with me alone...

921
01:09:05,412 --> 01:09:07,950
to go over the final details.

922
01:09:13,256 --> 01:09:17,504
- Perhaps over dinner tonight?
- LJ, there are a few things you seem to be forgetting about.

923
01:09:17,594 --> 01:09:21,510
Dinner? I don't know why
that would be necessary.

924
01:09:21,600 --> 01:09:25,468
It would be strictly business. You want
to bring this dispute to an end, don't you?

925
01:09:25,564 --> 01:09:28,814
Well, yes. Of course I do.

926
01:09:28,901 --> 01:09:31,309
I'll pick you up at 8:00.
How's that?

927
01:09:31,405 --> 01:09:33,731
LJ, I don't think
we should be so hasty.

928
01:09:35,326 --> 01:09:38,862
- Okay.
- Good. It's a date.

929
01:09:47,884 --> 01:09:49,165
I'm gonna nail this bastard.

930
01:09:58,437 --> 01:10:01,224
Oh, oh. Don't do that, mike.

931
01:10:01,315 --> 01:10:03,688
Congratulations, Larry.

932
01:10:03,777 --> 01:10:07,194
It's a brave man who takes command
of his own destiny.

933
01:10:07,281 --> 01:10:11,232
Well, thanks.
I feel pretty good about it myself.

934
01:10:11,329 --> 01:10:14,995
And you don't feel guilty running around
with Ellen behind Cindy Jo's back?

935
01:10:15,083 --> 01:10:18,168
Guilty? Why should I feel guilty?
I just got here, remember?

936
01:10:18,255 --> 01:10:21,541
It's- It's not like I have a history
with Cindy Jo or anything.

937
01:10:21,634 --> 01:10:26,178
Well, okay. Fine.

938
01:10:26,265 --> 01:10:29,017
Wait a second.

939
01:10:30,771 --> 01:10:35,066
- What do you mean, ',',Well, okay. Fine"?
- Nothing, really. I-It's just that...

940
01:10:35,151 --> 01:10:38,568
Cindy Jo has been a loyal
and loving wife for the last ten years.

941
01:10:40,408 --> 01:10:43,612
- What are you getting at?
- Your destiny has been changed, Larry-

942
01:10:43,704 --> 01:10:46,492
by request, I might add-
and you must take responsibility...

943
01:10:46,583 --> 01:10:49,075
for the circumstances
of your new life.

944
01:10:49,170 --> 01:10:53,584
They are, after all,
of your own making.

945
01:10:53,676 --> 01:10:57,591
Well, if I made 'em,
I can unmake 'em.

946
01:11:08,445 --> 01:11:11,364
- Good evening, mr Burrows.
- Hi.

947
01:11:13,326 --> 01:11:17,824
- Any trouble finding the place?
- No. No trouble at all.

948
01:11:17,915 --> 01:11:20,704
That's good. That's good.

949
01:11:20,794 --> 01:11:24,046
These are for you.

950
01:11:24,132 --> 01:11:26,754
They're lovely.

951
01:11:26,844 --> 01:11:29,217
- Thank you.
- Welcome.

952
01:11:29,306 --> 01:11:32,723
I'm afraid, uh, Hercules
got dog drool all over 'em- uh-

953
01:11:32,810 --> 01:11:35,516
How'd you know
his name was Hercules?

954
01:11:35,606 --> 01:11:37,682
Because it's on his tag...

955
01:11:37,775 --> 01:11:41,727
that I've been staring at
for the past five minutes.

956
01:11:41,822 --> 01:11:45,987
Okay. Come here, boy.
Come here. Hercules. Hercules.

957
01:11:46,077 --> 01:11:48,071
Ow.

958
01:11:55,340 --> 01:11:58,258
Nice doggie. Good doggie.

959
01:11:59,471 --> 01:12:04,597
- I don't think he likes me.
- Well, he's an exceptional judge of character.

960
01:12:06,396 --> 01:12:09,517
We aren't starting off
very well, are we?

961
01:12:09,608 --> 01:12:14,437
There is only so far that I will go for
my union brothers and sisters, mr Burrows.

962
01:12:14,532 --> 01:12:19,989
- Oh, please. Call me Lar.
- We agreed to keep this evening strictly on a business level, correct?

963
01:12:20,080 --> 01:12:25,421
Absolutely. God.
I forgot how beautiful you are.

964
01:12:25,504 --> 01:12:29,835
mr Burrows, if this is your attempt
to soften me up...

965
01:12:29,926 --> 01:12:32,169
so that you can win concessions
from the union, I-

966
01:12:32,264 --> 01:12:34,387
I don't want concessions. Honest.

967
01:12:34,474 --> 01:12:37,594
The contracts are as good
as signed.

968
01:12:37,687 --> 01:12:40,474
You could have done that
at the meeting.

969
01:12:40,566 --> 01:12:43,936
- What are you up to?
- Nothing.

970
01:12:44,028 --> 01:12:46,651
Really. I just thought maybe
we'd get to know each other again-

971
01:12:46,741 --> 01:12:49,363
uh, better.

972
01:13:02,636 --> 01:13:05,258
- Wait, wait. Just wait. Wait-Wait a
minute. Wait a minute. - Oh, yes, sir.

973
01:13:05,347 --> 01:13:08,884
No, no, no. I'll get it.
Oh. Wait, wait. I'll get the door.

974
01:13:08,977 --> 01:13:10,972
my dear.

975
01:13:26,126 --> 01:13:29,211
- Hello?
- Let me talk to mrs Burrows.

976
01:13:29,296 --> 01:13:31,289
This is mrs Burrows.

977
01:13:31,381 --> 01:13:33,708
This way, monsieur.

978
01:13:38,308 --> 01:13:40,882
Enjoy your meal, monsieur, madame.

979
01:13:40,978 --> 01:13:43,304
Thank you.
This place is all right, huh?

980
01:13:43,398 --> 01:13:46,733
- You sound like you've never been here before.
- Oh, I haven't.

981
01:13:46,819 --> 01:13:50,865
my secretary made the reservations. I'm
strictly a pizza-and-burger man myself.

982
01:13:53,537 --> 01:13:56,491
Pizza-and-burger man, huh?

983
01:13:57,667 --> 01:14:01,286
The chef has prepared something
very special for you this evening.

984
01:14:01,380 --> 01:14:03,372
Great.

985
01:14:10,975 --> 01:14:14,594
Bring two of'em.
It's food, right? Good.

986
01:14:15,941 --> 01:14:17,933
Ah, I ordered for the both of us.
Hope you don't mind.

987
01:14:21,281 --> 01:14:23,986
- may I bring for you some wine?
- Yes. Wine. Would you like some wine?

988
01:14:24,076 --> 01:14:28,122
- I understand the French make it pretty
good. - No, thank you. I think I'll just have-

989
01:14:28,206 --> 01:14:31,124
Virgin mary. Tabasco sauce
and lime, no ground pepper. Right?

990
01:14:33,297 --> 01:14:38,209
I'm impressed. You must have had
your spies working overtime.

991
01:14:38,303 --> 01:14:41,341
Uh, I'll have a light beer,
no glass.

992
01:14:41,432 --> 01:14:44,767
Spies? I don't have any spies.

993
01:14:44,853 --> 01:14:47,939
I just happen to
know a lot about you.

994
01:14:49,067 --> 01:14:51,820
Well, I know a few things
about you.

995
01:14:51,904 --> 01:14:54,396
Yeah? Like what?

996
01:14:54,492 --> 01:14:57,243
Nothing I could repeat.

997
01:14:57,328 --> 01:15:00,745
- Well, that bad, huh?
- The only thing that doesn't fit...

998
01:15:00,832 --> 01:15:02,992
is what you did
for Clip this afternoon.

999
01:15:03,085 --> 01:15:05,874
Oh, that. Well, you wouldn't
believe me if I told you.

1000
01:15:05,964 --> 01:15:08,919
Try me.

1001
01:15:11,638 --> 01:15:14,640
How well do you remember 1970?

1002
01:15:24,989 --> 01:15:27,279
Bastard.

1003
01:15:38,173 --> 01:15:41,045
You bastard!

1004
01:15:47,394 --> 01:15:51,227
That's why I did what I did for Clip,
and that's how come...

1005
01:15:51,316 --> 01:15:53,854
I know so much about you.

1006
01:15:53,943 --> 01:15:57,729
Because we were married?

1007
01:15:57,823 --> 01:16:00,362
Exactly!

1008
01:16:00,452 --> 01:16:03,573
Do you have any idea
how ridiculous that sounds?

1009
01:16:03,664 --> 01:16:08,792
Well, I didn't think
you'd believe me.

1010
01:16:08,880 --> 01:16:13,543
Ah. I probably shouldn't have told you.
Forget I said anything.

1011
01:16:15,054 --> 01:16:17,262
Ah! Dinner.

1012
01:16:19,937 --> 01:16:22,510
Boy, it looks pretty good.

1013
01:16:23,941 --> 01:16:26,017
Do we know what this is?

1014
01:16:27,405 --> 01:16:30,655
<i>Calf brains. Bon appetit.</i>

1015
01:16:30,742 --> 01:16:34,990
<i>Wow, I feel good</i>

1016
01:16:35,081 --> 01:16:37,490
<i>- I knew that I would, now
- We'd like a, uh, large pizza...</i>

1017
01:16:37,584 --> 01:16:41,370
<i>- double cheese, pepperoni, mushrooms and, uh, anchovies.
- I feel good</i>

1018
01:16:41,465 --> 01:16:45,416
<i>- Uh, but only on half, because, uh, anchovies give her heartburn.
- I knew that I would, now</i>

1019
01:16:45,511 --> 01:16:48,597
<i>- So good, so good
- Right? - Right.</i>

1020
01:16:48,682 --> 01:16:50,971
<i>- You got it? - I got you - Yes,
sir. That'll be about 20 minutes.</i>

1021
01:16:51,060 --> 01:16:53,635
<i>- Twenty minutes. This way, my dear.
- I feel good</i>

1022
01:16:53,730 --> 01:16:56,602
- And a couple of sodas.
- Got it.

1023
01:16:59,655 --> 01:17:03,606
Come on. Tell the truth. How do you
really know so much about me?

1024
01:17:03,701 --> 01:17:07,618
- You spy on your employees, don't you?
- No, I don't.

1025
01:17:07,707 --> 01:17:11,124
- I already told you.
- Right, right. We were married.

1026
01:17:11,211 --> 01:17:14,416
Exactly! Thank you.

1027
01:17:16,134 --> 01:17:18,508
- You're not gonna give it up, are you?
- No way.

1028
01:17:18,596 --> 01:17:21,170
If we weren't married,
how could I know that you sleep...

1029
01:17:21,267 --> 01:17:24,387
in an old, faded flannel shirt
your dad gave you, hmm?

1030
01:17:24,479 --> 01:17:27,516
Spies.

1031
01:17:27,608 --> 01:17:33,196
How come I know that every night you brush your hair exactly 86 times
- 43 forward, 43 back?

1032
01:17:33,282 --> 01:17:35,572
Spies.

1033
01:17:35,660 --> 01:17:37,903
Yeah.

1034
01:17:37,997 --> 01:17:41,200
I know that your favourite part
of the body is the earlobe.

1035
01:17:41,292 --> 01:17:44,960
I know that your favourite actor is William
Bendix because he looks just like your Uncle Bud...

1036
01:17:45,048 --> 01:17:49,794
whose wife, Aunt Esther, used to send you two
dozen white handkerchiefs every Christmas...

1037
01:17:49,888 --> 01:17:54,551
with ',',EJR" embroidered
right in the corner.

1038
01:17:54,643 --> 01:17:58,476
Now, that's not the kind of stuff
you get from spies, is it?

1039
01:17:59,650 --> 01:18:03,151
There's got to be
some logical explanation for this.

1040
01:18:03,238 --> 01:18:05,231
You couldn't possibly
know those things.

1041
01:18:05,324 --> 01:18:10,403
I know everything.
Go ahead. Ask me.

1042
01:18:10,497 --> 01:18:12,989
Ask me something
I couldn't possibly know.

1043
01:18:13,084 --> 01:18:16,667
But if I get it right, will you believe
that we were married in another life?

1044
01:18:19,551 --> 01:18:23,052
- maybe.
- All right.

1045
01:18:25,016 --> 01:18:27,424
Give me your best shot.

1046
01:18:27,519 --> 01:18:29,678
All right.

1047
01:18:31,107 --> 01:18:34,941
- The day I got my driver's licence-
- October 23, 1970. Right?

1048
01:18:36,365 --> 01:18:38,608
my dad let me take the car out
on my own.

1049
01:18:38,701 --> 01:18:43,115
Oldsmobile, vinyl top,
two-tone- Okay.

1050
01:18:43,207 --> 01:18:47,419
Two blocks from my house,
I got pulled over for speeding.

1051
01:18:49,424 --> 01:18:51,630
I never told anyone.

1052
01:18:51,718 --> 01:18:54,257
I even paid for the ticket
out of my own allowance.

1053
01:18:54,346 --> 01:18:57,431
- You want to know the name of the cop?
- No.

1054
01:18:57,518 --> 01:19:00,769
I want to know the name of the song
on the radio.

1055
01:19:00,855 --> 01:19:04,391
That's it? That's your best shot?

1056
01:19:04,485 --> 01:19:07,855
Huh. Let's see here.

1057
01:19:07,948 --> 01:19:10,523
It's not ',',mack the Knife. " No.

1058
01:19:10,618 --> 01:19:13,406
It's not ',',Happy Birthday. "

1059
01:19:13,496 --> 01:19:16,831
It's not m?tley Cr?e.
They weren't born yet. Um-

1060
01:19:18,128 --> 01:19:23,290
Is it this one?

1061
01:19:33,148 --> 01:19:35,140
Oh, God.

1062
01:19:49,669 --> 01:19:52,873
<i>Hey</i>

1063
01:19:52,964 --> 01:19:56,749
<i>Well, my temperature's rising
Got my feet on the floor</i>

1064
01:19:56,846 --> 01:19:59,800
<i>Crazy people knocking
'cause they want to go more</i>

1065
01:19:59,890 --> 01:20:02,679
<i>Let me in, baby
I don't know what you got</i>

1066
01:20:02,769 --> 01:20:05,771
<i>But you'd better take it easy
'cause this place is hot</i>

1067
01:20:05,857 --> 01:20:08,859
<i>And I'm so glad you made it</i>

1068
01:20:10,071 --> 01:20:15,031
<i>So glad you made it
You got to gimme some lovin'</i>

1069
01:20:15,119 --> 01:20:21,581
<i>- Gimme, gimme some lovin'
- Gimme some lovin'</i>

1070
01:20:21,669 --> 01:20:23,995
<i>Every day</i>

1071
01:20:40,235 --> 01:20:43,440
<i>Hey</i>

1072
01:20:43,531 --> 01:20:46,783
<i>Well, I feel so good
Everybody's getting high</i>

1073
01:20:46,869 --> 01:20:50,286
<i>You'd better take it easy
'cause the place is on fire</i>

1074
01:20:50,374 --> 01:20:53,493
<i>Been a hard day
and I don't know what to do</i>

1075
01:20:53,586 --> 01:20:56,256
<i>We made it, baby
and it had to be you</i>

1076
01:20:56,339 --> 01:21:00,468
<i>And I'm so glad you made it</i>

1077
01:21:00,553 --> 01:21:05,016
<i>So glad you made it
You got to gimme some lovin'</i>

1078
01:21:05,101 --> 01:21:11,817
<i>- Gimme, gimme some lovin'
- Gimme some lovin'</i>

1079
01:21:11,902 --> 01:21:15,901
<i>- Gimme, gimme some lovin'
- Whoo-hoo, hey, hey, hey</i>

1080
01:21:15,991 --> 01:21:21,496
<i>Gimme, gimme some lovin'
Gimme, gimme some lovin'</i>

1081
01:21:21,580 --> 01:21:27,001
<i>Gimme, gimme some lovin'</i>

1082
01:21:29,842 --> 01:21:32,001
So, you going to invite me in
for a nightcap...

1083
01:21:32,095 --> 01:21:35,879
you know, to celebrate the end
of our negotiations?

1084
01:21:35,975 --> 01:21:38,811
No. I don't think
that's such a good idea.

1085
01:21:38,895 --> 01:21:42,062
maybe after
the contracts are signed.

1086
01:21:42,150 --> 01:21:45,484
Okay. I understand.

1087
01:21:45,571 --> 01:21:49,237
We're just gonna have to get those
contracts signed really quickly then, huh?

1088
01:21:49,325 --> 01:21:52,363
You got a pen? I could do it now.

1089
01:21:55,501 --> 01:21:59,369
- Good night, mr Burrows.
- Larry. Larry. Please.

1090
01:21:59,464 --> 01:22:03,083
I had a fun evening, Larry.
Thanks.

1091
01:22:03,177 --> 01:22:07,128
I did too. Brought back
a lot of good memories.

1092
01:22:11,729 --> 01:22:16,145
Well, good night.

1093
01:22:22,577 --> 01:22:24,701
- Larry?
- Yes?

1094
01:22:24,789 --> 01:22:28,075
If we had such
a great life together...

1095
01:22:28,168 --> 01:22:31,206
why'd you want it changed?

1096
01:22:33,049 --> 01:22:35,126
I guess...

1097
01:22:37,096 --> 01:22:39,552
I just didn't know what I had.

1098
01:23:02,133 --> 01:23:05,135
Oh, honey, you didn't have
to wait up for me.

1099
01:23:05,220 --> 01:23:08,257
- Larry, who is she?
- Who's who?

1100
01:23:08,350 --> 01:23:11,684
The bimbo you had dinner with
at La Scala.

1101
01:23:13,274 --> 01:23:15,599
Oh, her?

1102
01:23:15,692 --> 01:23:19,905
She's a, uh-

1103
01:23:19,990 --> 01:23:23,573
detective from
the police force-

1104
01:23:23,662 --> 01:23:26,532
Larry, stop lying.

1105
01:23:31,004 --> 01:23:33,543
All right. No more lies.

1106
01:23:39,891 --> 01:23:43,474
How well do you remember 1970?

1107
01:23:43,563 --> 01:23:46,648
Cindy? Cindy?

1108
01:23:47,776 --> 01:23:52,405
Cindy Jo? Come on, honey.
I swear to God it's the truth. Honest.

1109
01:23:52,491 --> 01:23:56,573
Come on. Let me up, Cindy.
I'm standing out here without any clo-

1110
01:23:57,706 --> 01:24:01,242
Thank you, dear. Thank you.
Could I have my sh-shoe-

1111
01:24:01,336 --> 01:24:03,662
You're so kind, honey.
I really appreciate it...

1112
01:24:03,756 --> 01:24:06,627
but do you think I can
come upstairs and change?

1113
01:24:06,718 --> 01:24:09,505
I can change in the garage, honey.
Thank you.

1114
01:24:20,569 --> 01:24:25,032
Oops. I did it again.
You'd think I'd get it right just once.

1115
01:24:27,411 --> 01:24:30,082
Oh, well. Hello?

1116
01:24:30,165 --> 01:24:32,704
Daddy?

1117
01:24:32,793 --> 01:24:35,167
Larry's fallen in love
with someone else.

1118
01:24:36,924 --> 01:24:39,132
Oh, my!

1119
01:24:39,219 --> 01:24:43,514
Oh, yes, dear.
I know I own the company, but-

1120
01:24:43,599 --> 01:24:47,051
All right. I will. Yes, dear.

1121
01:24:47,146 --> 01:24:50,064
Now, you take a Valium
and go to bed.

1122
01:24:50,150 --> 01:24:52,641
Okay. Goodbye.

1123
01:24:55,114 --> 01:24:59,861
Fire LJ Burrows?
How do I fire LJ Burrows?

1124
01:25:01,706 --> 01:25:03,914
LJ, you're fired.

1125
01:25:05,086 --> 01:25:08,337
LJ, you are fired!

1126
01:25:09,675 --> 01:25:12,428
LJ, you rotten son of a bitch...

1127
01:25:12,512 --> 01:25:15,051
you can't do that
to my baby girl and get away with it.

1128
01:25:15,140 --> 01:25:17,680
You're fired!

1129
01:25:17,770 --> 01:25:20,343
That's not bad.

1130
01:25:20,439 --> 01:25:23,891
maybe I'll just write him a letter
and leave it in his office.

1131
01:25:23,986 --> 01:25:26,145
Yeah. That'd be better.

1132
01:25:28,993 --> 01:25:31,400
Dear LJ...

1133
01:25:32,623 --> 01:25:37,332
you rotten son of a bitch.

1134
01:25:40,340 --> 01:25:43,378
It's very simple, really.
The police will think...

1135
01:25:43,470 --> 01:25:47,089
he happened into the wrong place
at the wrong time and became...

1136
01:25:47,183 --> 01:25:52,559
the poor, innocent victim
of murderous thieves.

1137
01:25:52,648 --> 01:25:54,689
The little prick!

1138
01:25:54,776 --> 01:25:57,150
With him out of the way...

1139
01:25:59,574 --> 01:26:03,275
the Nakamura deal
can proceed as planned.

1140
01:26:03,370 --> 01:26:06,207
Yeah, but what
if he doesn't show up?

1141
01:26:06,291 --> 01:26:10,159
Stop being such a geek.
Of course he'll show.

1142
01:26:10,254 --> 01:26:13,126
After his wife throws him out...

1143
01:26:14,593 --> 01:26:17,714
where else would he go?

1144
01:26:21,727 --> 01:26:26,273
Uh, where do you think
you're goin', big fella?

1145
01:26:26,359 --> 01:26:30,857
Sorry, Niles. I-
I can't go through with it.

1146
01:26:30,948 --> 01:26:33,357
Fine. Don't need your help.

1147
01:26:34,495 --> 01:26:36,535
Nobody...

1148
01:26:36,623 --> 01:26:39,494
double-crosses Niles Pender...

1149
01:26:39,584 --> 01:26:44,628
out of 120 million bucks!

1150
01:26:57,900 --> 01:27:01,852
Oh. Oh, that old thing.

1151
01:27:01,947 --> 01:27:05,116
I'm not afraid of him.

1152
01:27:07,246 --> 01:27:09,618
Well, let's see.

1153
01:27:10,750 --> 01:27:13,705
Hope there's nobody in here.

1154
01:27:18,635 --> 01:27:21,507
Shit!

1155
01:27:37,036 --> 01:27:41,116
Is God smiling on me or what?

1156
01:28:21,009 --> 01:28:23,086
Oh, God. mr Hansen?

1157
01:28:23,179 --> 01:28:25,467
mr Hansen?

1158
01:28:33,191 --> 01:28:37,405
- mr Hansen.
- Cover him. He's got a weapon.

1159
01:28:41,286 --> 01:28:44,490
- All right. Let's go.
- Here we go.

1160
01:28:45,666 --> 01:28:48,668
I'm telling you, I didn't know
Leo was gonna fire me.

1161
01:28:48,754 --> 01:28:52,884
I didn't see any letter. And even
if I had, I wouldn't have killed him.

1162
01:28:52,968 --> 01:28:56,420
Look, Niles Pender is the one you should
be arresting, not me. I'm innocent.

1163
01:28:56,514 --> 01:29:00,347
Niles Pender set this whole thing up.
He's trying to take over the company.

1164
01:29:00,436 --> 01:29:02,762
I mean, he killed Leo.
Leo's a friend of mine.

1165
01:29:02,856 --> 01:29:06,689
I was just golfing with him. I wouldn't
hurt him. I'm too nice of a guy.

1166
01:29:06,777 --> 01:29:11,275
Pender was the one. Look-

1167
01:29:11,366 --> 01:29:13,823
I need a lawyer.
I don't wanna get in the car.

1168
01:29:19,043 --> 01:29:24,003
- Jewel!
- Think you can just write me off like a bad debt, huh?

1169
01:29:25,343 --> 01:29:28,131
Well, it's time to pay up, mister.

1170
01:29:29,974 --> 01:29:33,391
Ouch, ouch, oh, ouch, oh, oh!

1171
01:29:33,478 --> 01:29:36,646
- What are we gonna do?
- Help! help!

1172
01:30:04,685 --> 01:30:10,058
Ellen!

1173
01:30:10,150 --> 01:30:13,068
Ellen.

1174
01:30:16,533 --> 01:30:18,573
Larry, what is it?

1175
01:30:18,661 --> 01:30:20,820
I gotta go,
and you gotta come with me.

1176
01:30:20,914 --> 01:30:23,239
Whoa, Larry. Slow down.

1177
01:30:23,334 --> 01:30:26,086
- Tell me what's going on.
- Nothing's goin' on.

1178
01:30:26,170 --> 01:30:30,384
Nothin'. I just wanna be with you
like we were before.

1179
01:30:30,468 --> 01:30:33,256
I- I-I know you don't think
it's gonna work, but it will.

1180
01:30:33,347 --> 01:30:35,755
You know why?
Because we've already done it.

1181
01:30:35,850 --> 01:30:38,936
Are you talking about
the ',',previous life" thing again, Larry?

1182
01:30:39,021 --> 01:30:44,099
Yes. Yes. We'll have Thanksgiving
and-and Christmas and-and birthdays...

1183
01:30:44,194 --> 01:30:47,896
and- and breakfast together,
just like it was.

1184
01:30:47,991 --> 01:30:52,072
- I don't mean to rush you, but we gotta go.
- Wait a minute, Larry.

1185
01:30:52,163 --> 01:30:55,367
That all sounds wonderful.
It really does. It's just that...

1186
01:30:55,459 --> 01:30:58,331
after our dinner,
I started thinking about things...

1187
01:30:58,421 --> 01:31:01,293
about what has
real importance to me.

1188
01:31:01,383 --> 01:31:03,376
You know, I been thinkin' about what's
important to me too.

1189
01:31:03,470 --> 01:31:06,886
And you know what it is?
It's us being together-

1190
01:31:06,974 --> 01:31:09,846
What's the matter, sweetheart?
Hello.

1191
01:31:09,936 --> 01:31:13,603
Uh, Tom, this is my boss,
Larry Burrows.

1192
01:31:13,691 --> 01:31:16,942
Larry, this is my husband, Tom.

1193
01:31:18,656 --> 01:31:21,861
- Hi, Tom.
- Nice to meet you, mr Burrows.

1194
01:31:21,952 --> 01:31:24,621
Nice to meet you.

1195
01:31:24,706 --> 01:31:29,868
- So what's going on, Ellen?
- Oh, nothing's going on, uh, Tom.

1196
01:31:29,962 --> 01:31:35,207
Uh, I'm going out of town, and so I
thought I'd stop by and say ',',so long. "

1197
01:31:38,140 --> 01:31:42,055
Well, so long.

1198
01:31:54,077 --> 01:31:57,329
Uh, I-I've got to
tell him one thing.

1199
01:31:57,416 --> 01:31:59,741
Larry?

1200
01:32:08,639 --> 01:32:11,010
I was wrong about you.

1201
01:32:12,185 --> 01:32:14,426
I think you're
a wonderful man.

1202
01:32:14,521 --> 01:32:18,056
I wish it could have been
different between us.

1203
01:32:18,151 --> 01:32:21,852
I guess it just wasn't meant to be.

1204
01:32:21,948 --> 01:32:24,190
Sorry.

1205
01:32:50,569 --> 01:32:55,481
Wait a minute. That's bullshit.
It was meant to be!

1206
01:33:43,220 --> 01:33:46,839
Jesus!

1207
01:33:46,934 --> 01:33:49,425
Shit!

1208
01:33:55,695 --> 01:33:58,152
Oh.

1209
01:34:19,392 --> 01:34:21,385
Oh, no.

1210
01:34:28,780 --> 01:34:31,319
Oh, no. Not Sammy.

1211
01:34:32,451 --> 01:34:36,201
I'm sorry.
It's all my fault.

1212
01:34:36,290 --> 01:34:38,533
I'm sorry.

1213
01:34:47,638 --> 01:34:49,632
I'm sorry.

1214
01:35:26,898 --> 01:35:29,224
I give up.

1215
01:35:40,958 --> 01:35:43,995
Oh, my God! mike!

1216
01:35:47,341 --> 01:35:50,546
mike? mike, where are you?

1217
01:35:50,637 --> 01:35:53,212
mike, I need you.

1218
01:36:13,458 --> 01:36:16,164
Oh. Disgusting.

1219
01:36:26,934 --> 01:36:29,059
Oh.

1220
01:36:34,611 --> 01:36:37,816
Okay. I'm coming.

1221
01:36:39,076 --> 01:36:42,612
Don't shoot. I'm not armed.

1222
01:36:47,003 --> 01:36:49,460
Somebody here
call for a tow truck?

1223
01:36:49,548 --> 01:36:52,419
Tow truck?

1224
01:36:55,930 --> 01:36:59,715
- You all right, Larry?
- I'm back.

1225
01:36:59,811 --> 01:37:02,219
Son of a bitch, I'm back!

1226
01:37:02,314 --> 01:37:05,933
Back from where, Larry?
You've been here the whole time.

1227
01:37:10,492 --> 01:37:16,365
- I'm really back, aren't I?
- You've always been here, Larry.

1228
01:37:16,458 --> 01:37:20,160
Sure I have,
you old destiny-bender, you.

1229
01:37:23,300 --> 01:37:25,709
I love this guy.
He's great, isn't he?

1230
01:37:25,803 --> 01:37:28,046
I just love this guy!

1231
01:37:32,938 --> 01:37:35,310
Thanks.

1232
01:37:35,399 --> 01:37:39,814
Thanks for everything-
the good and the bad.

1233
01:37:44,119 --> 01:37:47,490
Boy, you sure do know
how to make a point.

1234
01:37:51,503 --> 01:37:56,251
Oh, and listen, mike. Whatever you got
planned for the rest of my life...

1235
01:37:57,387 --> 01:38:00,221
it's perfect.

1236
01:38:00,307 --> 01:38:03,094
Happy birthday, Larry.

1237
01:38:03,186 --> 01:38:05,226
Thanks, mike.

1238
01:38:11,447 --> 01:38:14,650
Hey, I haven't seen you before,
have I? You the new guy?

1239
01:38:14,741 --> 01:38:17,316
What's your name? ',',Duncan. "

1240
01:38:17,412 --> 01:38:22,291
Well, Duncan, you're gonna become real
familiar with me and this piece of sh-

1241
01:38:23,629 --> 01:38:26,666
Nakamura's gonna sign the deal at 8:00.
It gives me ten minutes.

1242
01:38:26,758 --> 01:38:28,751
- Come on. Let's go. Give me a ride!
- Yeah, but I gotta hook up the car.

1243
01:38:28,843 --> 01:38:33,424
Forget about the car. We'll come back
for it later. Come on, Duncan, will ya?

1244
01:38:43,864 --> 01:38:47,650
And therefore, gentlemen, it is
the recommendation of this board...

1245
01:38:47,744 --> 01:38:53,499
that we accept mr Nakamura's very
generous, very creative buyout offer...

1246
01:38:53,584 --> 01:38:55,827
of $35 a share.

1247
01:38:55,921 --> 01:38:58,294
Now, if you'll
just sign here, mr Hansen.

1248
01:39:05,642 --> 01:39:08,313
You really think
this is a good idea, Niles?

1249
01:39:08,397 --> 01:39:11,481
Without question, sir.

1250
01:39:22,163 --> 01:39:25,415
Burrows, what do you think
you're doing?

1251
01:39:28,214 --> 01:39:31,631
Sorry,Jackie.
Sorry, mr Hansen.

1252
01:39:31,718 --> 01:39:35,503
I'm just tired of assholes getting ahead
while decent people get the shaft.

1253
01:39:35,598 --> 01:39:38,221
What's this all about, Larry?

1254
01:39:38,310 --> 01:39:40,600
Niles and Lewis here have been
buying up company stock...

1255
01:39:40,689 --> 01:39:43,559
through a dummy corporation
while encouraging the board...

1256
01:39:43,650 --> 01:39:48,662
to sell out to mr Nakamura.

1257
01:39:48,699 --> 01:39:51,701
Right here. The one
with all the mud in the driveway.

1258
01:39:52,871 --> 01:39:55,160
- Hey, listen. Thanks for the lift.
- Oh, hey, it's no problem.

1259
01:39:55,249 --> 01:39:59,035
- No. I appreciate it.
- I'm gonna go back and get your car. What do you want me to do with it?

1260
01:39:59,129 --> 01:40:04,469
Uh, keep it. It's yours.
I'm gonna buy a brand new one.

1261
01:40:04,552 --> 01:40:07,389
I'll figure out
how to pay for it later.

1262
01:40:07,473 --> 01:40:09,763
Take care.

1263
01:40:16,110 --> 01:40:19,860
Oh, damn. I forgot.
Ellen's at the strike meeting.

1264
01:40:29,460 --> 01:40:32,296
Surprise!

1265
01:40:33,507 --> 01:40:36,959
Ellen!

1266
01:40:37,054 --> 01:40:40,139
- Happy 35th, Larry!
- Look at all you.

1267
01:40:40,224 --> 01:40:42,977
Oh. Oh, mom.

1268
01:40:43,061 --> 01:40:48,306
Aw, Clip! Dad! Oh, God.
I've missed all you guys so much.

1269
01:40:48,402 --> 01:40:51,737
- You have?
- Oh, Ellen.

1270
01:40:51,823 --> 01:40:55,608
I'd forgotten
how beautiful you are.

1271
01:41:00,334 --> 01:41:03,087
Oh, wait-wait till
I tell you guys what happened.

1272
01:41:03,172 --> 01:41:05,579
- You're not gonna believe what happened.
- Oh, honey. Clip told us.

1273
01:41:05,674 --> 01:41:07,667
It's okay. We'll manage.
I'll work overtime-

1274
01:41:07,761 --> 01:41:11,095
Oh, no. Not that.
I can get a new job anywhere.

1275
01:41:11,182 --> 01:41:16,010
I just- I'm just so glad
to see everyone.

1276
01:41:16,105 --> 01:41:18,892
Sammy! Where's Sammy? Sammy!

1277
01:41:18,984 --> 01:41:23,278
Sammy! Come here! Oh, Sammy!

1278
01:41:23,364 --> 01:41:27,862
I love you too, baby. Aww.

1279
01:41:27,954 --> 01:41:30,409
We'll go driving
all weekend, okay?

1280
01:41:30,499 --> 01:41:33,370
All right, honey.

1281
01:41:33,461 --> 01:41:37,874
- So were you really surprised?
- Oh, this whole day has been a surprise, honey.

1282
01:41:37,967 --> 01:41:42,381
- Are you hungry?
- No, but, you know, I'd like a cup of coffee.

1283
01:41:42,472 --> 01:41:45,475
Oh, honey, I forgot to buy any.
Sorry. I'll get some more tomorrow.

1284
01:41:45,561 --> 01:41:47,553
I promise.

1285
01:41:48,689 --> 01:41:52,474
Clip! Oh, God, did I miss you!

1286
01:41:52,570 --> 01:41:56,699
- You look so- so-
- Hot?

1287
01:41:56,783 --> 01:41:58,906
Thank you.

1288
01:41:58,994 --> 01:42:02,578
- Happy 35th, buddy.
- Clip.

1289
01:42:02,665 --> 01:42:07,045
This is your real present. I gave you
the vomit to throw you off suspicion.

1290
01:42:07,130 --> 01:42:11,045
- It worked, didn't it?
- Yeah. Like a charm.

1291
01:42:11,136 --> 01:42:13,888
It's a Gullwing mercedes.
Do you like it?

1292
01:42:13,972 --> 01:42:17,259
Ah, Clip, I love it.

1293
01:42:18,436 --> 01:42:21,143
I've always wanted one of these.

1294
01:42:21,232 --> 01:42:24,649
- Thanks.
- Hey, hey.

1295
01:42:24,736 --> 01:42:27,359
Check out my date.

1296
01:42:27,448 --> 01:42:30,022
Is she a killer or what?

1297
01:42:31,496 --> 01:42:33,702
Definitely a killer.

1298
01:42:33,789 --> 01:42:36,543
Yeah.

1299
01:42:39,547 --> 01:42:42,918
Hi.

1300
01:42:43,010 --> 01:42:45,383
I'll have a light beer, Clip.

1301
01:42:45,471 --> 01:42:49,055
- Jackie, Cindy Jo!
- Hey, we don't wanna interrupt.

1302
01:42:49,143 --> 01:42:53,392
- No. Come on in, please. Please.
- Okay. This'll just take a minute.

1303
01:42:53,483 --> 01:42:57,316
- What's up?
- Look. After you left, Niles and Lewis confessed to everything.

1304
01:42:57,404 --> 01:42:59,646
- That was a real touchdown, Larry.
- Well-

1305
01:42:59,740 --> 01:43:02,659
You know? Listen.
We just dropped by to say thanks.

1306
01:43:02,744 --> 01:43:04,951
I mean,
you ran out of there so fast-

1307
01:43:05,040 --> 01:43:07,875
Well, I had to get home.
I- It's my birthday.

1308
01:43:07,960 --> 01:43:09,999
Well, then,
I got a little present for you.

1309
01:43:10,087 --> 01:43:13,706
The board voted unanimously
to offer you Niles Pender's job-

1310
01:43:13,800 --> 01:43:16,636
executive vice president.

1311
01:43:16,721 --> 01:43:18,881
Wow.

1312
01:43:18,974 --> 01:43:22,558
Well- Well,Jackie,
I- I-I don't know.

1313
01:43:22,646 --> 01:43:26,810
So much has happened today. I-
I'm gonna have to give it some thought.

1314
01:43:26,901 --> 01:43:30,235
- 125,000 to start and a mercedes.
- Thought's over.

1315
01:43:30,322 --> 01:43:33,110
- Wonderful!
- Oh, that's just great. Thank you,Jackie.

1316
01:43:33,201 --> 01:43:36,405
- Hey, you hungry? You thirsty?
- Hey. Time out.

1317
01:43:36,497 --> 01:43:40,246
- Yeah.
- Hi, Larry.

1318
01:43:40,336 --> 01:43:43,291
Hi, Cindy Jo.

1319
01:43:43,381 --> 01:43:46,086
I wish I'd known it was your birthday.
I would've gotten you something.

1320
01:43:47,595 --> 01:43:51,428
Well, Cindy Jo,
you've-you've already given me more...

1321
01:43:51,517 --> 01:43:55,053
than you could
possibly know, really.

1322
01:43:55,146 --> 01:43:57,555
Well, happy birthday, Larry.

1323
01:43:57,649 --> 01:43:59,643
Thanks.

1324
01:44:08,372 --> 01:44:10,578
Well, that's it.

1325
01:44:10,666 --> 01:44:12,956
That was my 35th birthday.

1326
01:44:13,045 --> 01:44:15,038
I told you it was weird.

1327
01:44:15,132 --> 01:44:18,002
It's so weird, I probably
shouldn't tell anybody about it.

1328
01:44:18,093 --> 01:44:20,584
I mean, who'd believe me?

1329
01:44:20,680 --> 01:44:23,433
I'm not even sure
I believe it myself.

1330
01:44:30,732 --> 01:44:33,189
Way to go, Burrows!

1331
01:44:47,964 --> 01:44:52,212
Saw the game, kid.

1332
01:44:52,302 --> 01:44:55,838
- Tough break.
- You said it, mister.

1333
01:44:57,017 --> 01:45:01,062
- I blew it good.
- Don't worry too much about it.

1334
01:45:01,146 --> 01:45:05,526
Remember, you've got your whole life
to look forward to.

1335
01:45:05,611 --> 01:45:09,064
Things will work out just fine.

1336
01:45:10,326 --> 01:45:13,328
Trust me.

1337
01:45:20,423 --> 01:45:23,460
Old fart.
What the hell does he know?

1338
01:45:26,890 --> 01:45:32,098
<i>Only you</i>

1339
01:45:32,187 --> 01:45:37,777
<i>Can make a-this world seem right</i>

1340
01:45:39,113 --> 01:45:44,240
<i>Only you</i>

1341
01:45:44,330 --> 01:45:49,704
<i>Can make the darkness bright</i>

1342
01:45:51,046 --> 01:45:57,501
<i>Only you and you alone</i>

1343
01:45:57,596 --> 01:46:02,759
<i>Can thrill me like you do</i>

1344
01:46:04,104 --> 01:46:08,519
<i>And fill my heart with love</i>

1345
01:46:08,610 --> 01:46:14,366
<i>For only you</i>

1346
01:46:14,451 --> 01:46:20,243
<i>Only you</i>

1347
01:46:20,334 --> 01:46:25,377
<i>Can make a-this change in me</i>

1348
01:46:26,717 --> 01:46:31,844
<i>For it's true</i>

1349
01:46:31,932 --> 01:46:38,554
<i>You are my destiny</i>

1350
01:46:38,650 --> 01:46:45,615
<i>When you hold my hand
I understand</i>

1351
01:46:45,701 --> 01:46:50,280
<i>The magic that you do</i>

1352
01:46:50,374 --> 01:46:54,503
<i>You're my dream come true</i>

1353
01:46:54,587 --> 01:47:00,343
<i>My one and only you</i>

1354
01:47:02,306 --> 01:47:07,550
<i>Only you</i>

1355
01:47:07,647 --> 01:47:14,398
<i>Can make a-this world seem right</i>

1356
01:47:14,489 --> 01:47:19,697
<i>Only you</i>

1357
01:47:19,787 --> 01:47:26,325
<i>Can make the darkness bright</i>

1358
01:47:26,421 --> 01:47:32,876
<i>Only you and you alone</i>

1359
01:47:32,971 --> 01:47:39,391
<i>Can thrill me like you do</i>

1360
01:47:39,479 --> 01:47:43,941
<i>And fill my heart with love</i>

1361
01:47:44,027 --> 01:47:49,783
<i>For only you</i>

1362
01:47:49,868 --> 01:47:55,658
<i>Only you</i>

1363
01:47:55,751 --> 01:48:02,040
<i>Can make a-this change in me</i>

1364
01:48:02,134 --> 01:48:07,213
<i>For it's true</i>

1365
01:48:07,307 --> 01:48:13,929
<i>You are my destiny</i>

1366
01:48:14,025 --> 01:48:17,976
<i>When you hold my hand</i>

1367
01:48:18,072 --> 01:48:21,109
<i>I understand</i>

1368
01:48:21,201 --> 01:48:25,699
<i>The magic that you do</i>

1369
01:48:25,790 --> 01:48:29,836
<i>You're my dream come true</i>

1370
01:48:29,920 --> 01:48:34,963
<i>My one and only you</i>

1371
01:48:37,430 --> 01:48:43,268
<i>Only you</i>

1372
01:48:43,355 --> 01:48:49,691
<i>Can make a-this change in me</i>

1373
01:48:49,780 --> 01:48:54,906
<i>For it's true</i>

1374
01:48:54,994 --> 01:49:01,498
<i>You are my destiny</i>

1375
01:49:01,587 --> 01:49:05,633
<i>When you hold my hand</i>

1376
01:49:05,717 --> 01:49:08,672
<i>I understand</i>

1377
01:49:08,763 --> 01:49:13,391
<i>The magic that you do</i>

1378
01:49:13,477 --> 01:49:17,523
<i>You're my dream come true</i>

1379
01:49:17,608 --> 01:49:23,196
<i>My one and only you</i>

1380
01:49:25,160 --> 01:49:30,403
<i>Only you</i>

1381
01:49:30,500 --> 01:49:37,251
<i>Can make a-this change in me</i>

1382
01:49:37,343 --> 01:49:42,468
<i>For it's true</i>

1383
01:49:42,557 --> 01:49:49,143
<i>You are my destiny</i>

1384
01:49:49,232 --> 01:49:53,231
<i>When you hold my hand</i>

1385
01:49:53,321 --> 01:49:56,323
<i>I understand</i>

1386
01:49:56,409 --> 01:50:00,907
<i>The magic that you do</i>

1387
01:50:00,999 --> 01:50:05,128
<i>You're my dream come true</i>

1388
01:50:05,212 --> 01:50:09,875
<i>My one and only</i>

1389
01:50:09,968 --> 01:50:17,634
<i>- You
- One and only you</i>